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The varied colors and amusing little pictures to go with each part of this story will force anyone to read it from start to finish. Being a shirt with a story about the end of the world, everyone has a vested interest. Somehow it always comes down to zombies.
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The typical procrastinator has never ending hope that something may happen to get him out of ever having to do a chore he is not that excited about. It makes total sense that the end of the world is preferable to having to drag the lawn mower out of the garage again. Dinosaurs and UFO’s would be cool and all, but I would rather there be more days ahead.
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You know that guy in your neighborhood who feels the need to show off his hideous body whenever he mows the lawn? Well, with Christmas just around the corner, maybe it’s time to give him an official lawn mowing t-shirt as a gift not only to him, but to yourself and everyone else on the block… You’re welcome.
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This shirt advertises what you plan to accomplish in the near future. Mowing the lawn and fixing the sink are somewhat normal to do items, doing the hustle is probably unique to the shirt wearer.
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Forget bagging grass clippings, you just need to hire yourself a different breed of mower. Get yourself a few cows and you can feed them at the same time you get your lawn mowed. Plus, fattening them up can only lead to good things.
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Pull start on the lawnmower not working? Washing machine only getting your whites white…not bright? Teach them a lesson they will never forget. The washing machine version is pictured after the break.
