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I am not into the habit of scoping out potential targets for theft, but you have to think that the shopper walking around with the Blood Bath Bag would not be your first choice of targets regardless of whether they are young and skinny or old and frail. That white haired lady just may have some tricks up her sleeve.
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Fans of the Evangelion anime series can now pre-order Nerv and Eva-01 edition helmets for shipment starting in January. Even if you have no idea what the Evangelion series is all about, that Nerv helmet still looks pretty badass.
Finally, motorcycle aficionados can play golf without having to completely abandon the clothing associated with their lifestyle. The back of the vest is pictured after the break.
Give your baby that bad ass look by dressing him in this Motorcycle Jacket Romper. It will give him a leg up in life starting out as the bad ass Jimmy Dean type. No one will be giving him a hard time on the playground.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June June 22nd-28th, 2009:
The Barbarian: Adds a little blood to your motorcycle helmet.
We’re Just Friends T-Shirt: Just like brother and sister…*sigh.*
Band Parent Shorts: My instrument is in my shorts.
Baconheart T-Shirt: Fly the heart and crossbacons.
Karate T-Shirt: The problem with Karate.
The Barbarian is advertised as the “bloodiest motorcycle helmet ever”—I have no doubt about that. In fact, should you ever crash you just might add a little of your own blood to mix. After all, this helmet is probably not DOT certified.
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It takes a real bad ass to ride Hawaii’s giant rainbows. The kind of guy that craves a rush and puts safety on the backburner. If you can ride the rainbow out, you just might be able to run over the leprechaun and steal his pot of gold.
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Your motorcycles screaming engine will scare everyone as you pass them—and this Devil Motorcycle Face Mask will give them a second scare. Probably more appropriate for the Harley rider than the BMW snob, but it will make either rider look like a bad ass even if they are CPA’s who barely break the 5 foot height barrier.
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There is nothing like riding a motorcycle with the wind running through your hair. Unfortunately helmet laws prevent many riders from experiencing true freedom. The Hair Helmet would not only protect riders, it would also give them the 70’s hairstyle they have always wanted. I’m not sure if this product exists…but it should.
Are you planning on getting married soon? Do you enjoy automobiles, motorcycles, and mountain biking? Think a ring shaped like a tire from one of these vehicles would be a good idea? Think again my friend.
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