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Monty Python’s Black Knight really had no reason to stand around all day telling people that “None shall pass” other than to be a jerk. Maybe if he had spiced the saying up to be “Thou shalt not pass” he would have gotten more respect and kept his limbs. With this t-shirt, you are just hoping that the damn condom does exactly what it was made to do.
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Not as funny as Monty Python, not as repulsive as the full Monty, the Full Monty Python is apparently just John Cleese after a seven course meal. Because God knows there is no shirt we want that has anything to do with John and the real full monty combined.
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Never have so many worked so hard to outsmart a silly little rabbit. Granted this one has fangs and goes for the jugular. Frontal assault attempts worked out very badly for the Monty Python crew.
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No need to go through an entire day without being verbally abused. Any time you are feeling a little bit too good about yourself, just push the button and listen to the abuse it is dishing out. And when not fulfilling that need of yours, you have a cool looking little Monty Python keychain.
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This shirt is like an inside joke for only those that have seen Monty Python and The Holy Grail. It also shows that you have the same, high level of reasoning that was used in the movie. But the question still stands: Where the hell did the coconut shells in England come from?
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of April 28th-May 4th 2008:
Retro Picnic Travel Backpack: This stewardess must really hate her job.
The Crow Umbrella: It can’t rain all the time.
Toast Wallet: Store your dough with bread.
ISS Soyuz Laptop Bag: Own a piece of space history.
Pixelated Posy Necklace: Feminine yet geeky.
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You wouldn’t think a knight would make a good pair of slippers, but one based on the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail has the advantage of not having any arms or legs. That makes it much easier. For you, not the Black Knight. But he didn’t seem to be the brightest bulb in the package anyway.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek products for the week of March 31st—April 6th 2008:
Monty Python Boxers: I fart in your general direction…seriously.
Brunswick Wii Bowling Bag: Ditch the heavy ball and tote around a Wii.
Resume Shirt: For shameless self-promotion.
Shoplifter Tote Bag: For the cocky thief.
Ballistic Rose: It will protect you from flying shrapnel, so choose your location wisely.
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A great Monty Python picture on the front, typical Monty Python humor on the back. They saying may be amusing on a shirt, on the boxers it is just a little bit scary. A fun gift for any Monty Python fan. Even better for someone who is just a little bit too serious.
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Even if you are not a fan of hip hop you may like the skull design on the front of this G Unit Secret Society Hoody. But the defining design cue is the zipper that zips all the way up, including the hood. When the hoodie is zipped up it makes you look more like the Black Knight from Monty Python’s Holy Grail than some street wise thug, if that makes a difference to you either way.
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