
A few burgers and large sodas and even previously feared Japanese monsters will put on a few pounds. The pudgy faced dinosaur with a gut doesn’t instill fear in too many people any more, unless they are behind him in line looking for a burger and some fries.
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If you’re a teacher or a Mom, this is a great way to finally reveal that extra set of eyes you’ve been telling your kids you have in the back of your head. That should help keep the little monsters in line.
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Seems Kong, Godzilla and any other city destroying monsters were only wreaking havoc to find suitable Jenga pieces in order to stave off giant boredom. They’re just too stupid to realize why people got so pissed off.
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We all know the first three of the monkey trio shown on this belt buckle, but that fourth monkey is usually not depicted. Mostly because no one can figure out what the hell he is supposed to mean. You can put money on the fact that it isn’t useful advice.
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Somewhere out there knitting circles made up of elderly bog creatures, barbarian crossing guards and a lab monster church group are meeting with their lawyers and planning a class action lawsuit for defamation of character.
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Right off the bat this monster face cap is unique, but one of the front panels is faced with velcro so you can add your own personal touch by re-arranging the facial features or adding on extra patches.
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