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A few burgers and large sodas and even previously feared Japanese monsters will put on a few pounds. The pudgy faced dinosaur with a gut doesn’t instill fear in too many people any more, unless they are behind him in line looking for a burger and some fries.

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eyeball-bow-clips_redIf you’re a teacher or a Mom, this is a great way to finally reveal that extra set of eyes you’ve been telling your kids you have in the back of your head. That should help keep the little monsters in line.

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Jenga t-shirtSeems Kong, Godzilla and any other city destroying monsters were only wreaking havoc to find suitable Jenga pieces in order to stave off giant boredom. They’re just too stupid to realize why people got so pissed off.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of  September 7th-13th, 2009:

Loch Ness Monster Adventure Club Tote Bag: A tote bag for Loch Ness Monster adventurers.

Spoilers Shirt: Will ruin everyone’s experience.

Roller & Hammer T-Shirt: Join the Craftsmanist Party.

Super Mario Sneakers: Are super sweet.

PDF Template: Make your own F*ck 3D glasses.

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loch ness monster tote

Grainy photographs and shady eyewitness accounts are all the “facts” I need.

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monkey-belt

We all know the first three of the monkey trio shown on this belt buckle, but that fourth monkey is usually not depicted. Mostly because no one can figure out what the hell he is supposed to mean. You can put money on the fact that it isn’t useful advice.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of May 4th-10th, 2009:

Breast Guy T-Shirt: Even in a recession, you can always count on the sex industry to turn a profit.

Soccer Memories Shirt: This is what soccer is really all about.

Tattoo Tape: Dispenses body art by the foot.

Bigfoot vs. The Loch Ness Monster: The showdown for title of the ultimate urban legend.

Rebel Alliance vs Galactic Empire Gridiron Grudge Match Shirt: Who will emerge victorious in this clash of the titans?

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big-foot-vs-ness

Bigfoot has taken on unicorns and Abe Lincoln, but now it is time for the main event. Bigfoot vs. the Loch Ness Monster for the championship.

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Somewhere out there knitting circles made up of elderly bog creatures, barbarian crossing guards and a lab monster church group are meeting with their lawyers and planning a class action lawsuit for defamation of character.

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Right off the bat this monster face cap is unique, but one of the front panels is faced with velcro so you can add your own personal touch by re-arranging the facial features or adding on extra patches.

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