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Okay, I tried to pass off the Kinekt gear ring as a wedding band, but even I have to draw the line at these monster rings from Undead Ed. Unless you want to be married in the eyes of Satan, I would steer clear of these. A gallery is available after the break—I even threw in some monster bracelets for good measure.

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Even though Loch Ness, Bigfoot and Chupacabra didn’t show up, the Monster class reunion was a big hit. Apparently, those guys have gotten so full of themselves that they have forgotten all about their small town roots.

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Knives, brass knuckles, razors and monsters? Pfft…real badasses wear a cravat.

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clean monsterMeet “Clean Monster”, the Felix Unger of giant city roaming mega-lizards. At any given time he can be found cleaning and polishing buildings, petting airplanes and sweeping streets. Unfortunately, most of his work takes place in Canada.

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If you are looking for some super flair, Epic Proportions can easily help you reach the 15-piece limit your boss requires. Available sets include: Transformers, King of Monsters, Star Wars, Avengers, Five Deadly Venoms, Bruce Lee, Batman, THe “B” List, X-Men, Spider-Man, Justice League, Voltron, and Science Ninjas.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 30th-December 6th, 2009:

Dread Naught T-Shirt: Trip the Lego fantastic.

Crock Star T-Shirt: I want to be a crock star.

“Wanna Have a Threesome?” Shirt: Why yes, I would like a threesome.

3D Stonehenge Watch: The Druid timepiece of choice.

Cheesy Friends Forever: High fivin’ cheezy friends with benefits.

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This shirt just proves that how anything is viewed can change drastically based on whose perspective you are looking at it from. All those insects consider a human to be just as vicious a killer as humans considered T-Rex to be. Especially with that weapon of mass destruction that he is pictured with.

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Attack of the MegapixelEveryone knew technology would eventually turn against us, but who thought it would start with 1 million pissed off pixels? I always thought the computer would attack way before the monitor.

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Uzi BraceletLock n’ load this sterling silver Uzi bracelet on to your arm for a display of  fashionable firepower. When all the women fighting over the Black Friday sale items at the mall see a no nonsense display like this, they’ll know that you’re not one to be trifled with.

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A few burgers and large sodas and even previously feared Japanese monsters will put on a few pounds. The pudgy faced dinosaur with a gut doesn’t instill fear in too many people any more, unless they are behind him in line looking for a burger and some fries.

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