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Okay, I tried to pass off the Kinekt gear ring as a wedding band, but even I have to draw the line at these monster rings from Undead Ed. Unless you want to be married in the eyes of Satan, I would steer clear of these. A gallery is available after the break—I even threw in some monster bracelets for good measure.
Knives, brass knuckles, razors and monsters? Pfft…real badasses wear a cravat.
Meet “Clean Monster”, the Felix Unger of giant city roaming mega-lizards. At any given time he can be found cleaning and polishing buildings, petting airplanes and sweeping streets. Unfortunately, most of his work takes place in Canada.
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If you are looking for some super flair, Epic Proportions can easily help you reach the 15-piece limit your boss requires. Available sets include: Transformers, King of Monsters, Star Wars, Avengers, Five Deadly Venoms, Bruce Lee, Batman, THe “B” List, X-Men, Spider-Man, Justice League, Voltron, and Science Ninjas.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 30th-December 6th, 2009:
Dread Naught T-Shirt: Trip the Lego fantastic.
Crock Star T-Shirt: I want to be a crock star.
“Wanna Have a Threesome?” Shirt: Why yes, I would like a threesome.
3D Stonehenge Watch: The Druid timepiece of choice.
Cheesy Friends Forever: High fivin’ cheezy friends with benefits.
This shirt just proves that how anything is viewed can change drastically based on whose perspective you are looking at it from. All those insects consider a human to be just as vicious a killer as humans considered T-Rex to be. Especially with that weapon of mass destruction that he is pictured with.
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Everyone knew technology would eventually turn against us, but who thought it would start with 1 million pissed off pixels? I always thought the computer would attack way before the monitor.
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Lock n’ load this sterling silver Uzi bracelet on to your arm for a display of fashionable firepower. When all the women fighting over the Black Friday sale items at the mall see a no nonsense display like this, they’ll know that you’re not one to be trifled with.
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A few burgers and large sodas and even previously feared Japanese monsters will put on a few pounds. The pudgy faced dinosaur with a gut doesn’t instill fear in too many people any more, unless they are behind him in line looking for a burger and some fries.
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