Crocs may be comfortable, but since they have the aesthetics of a horse’s ass, anyone concerned about style would probably only wear them around the house after retrieving them from a hiding place so obscure that you will never have to worry about hearing the dreaded phrase “You own Crocs?” Enter these Native shoes, which hopefully combines Croc comfort with the classic style of a Converse Chuck Taylor All Star, reducing the overall Croc ugly factor by about 10%. The official website is still under construction, so there aren’t any details yet, but they should be available in stores this spring. You can also check out a preview video here.
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Is that what those number are? A missing persons hotline? That throws my theory way off.
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What temporarily ended the 31 year Space Invaders battle and restored peace to the pixelated land? An opportunity for 2D aliens to get their pervert on an feel up a woman’s leg.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 7th-13th, 2009:
New Feature: Show us your geekiest t-shirts and gear.
Brownies T-Shirt: The official shirt of the stupidest 911 call in history.
Burrito Glasses: You need a pair.
Corn dog missile strike hat: Imagine getting bombarded with batter-dipped and fried wieners from above.
Someone is Reading My Shirt T-Shirt: Your boobs have their own Twitter account.
Apparently, the planets are just crunch berries in God’s cereal. The truth…revealed!
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If pictures on milk cartons works for missing children, maybe it could have worked for a wayward Governor of South Carolina as well. It probably would have been a lot more useful if he had been in the US rather than visiting a mistress in South America.
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What could it be? Is it that milk prefers to come from the teet of a goat, or is it this jug’s shock after finding out that it’s mother and father are one in the same?
Product Page: ($18.95)
We are talking about a battle between actual galaxies and not just how some greasy Earthling promoter would bill his next match. It seems there it is still an open question as to which one is bigger so it should be one hell of a match.
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Images and slo-mo video of liquid splashes are strangely captivating, and so is this unique jewelry tree.
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It seems juvenile, but this shirt teaches kids valuable lessons about the human body in terms they can understand. That’s right kids—fudge is made around the corner. Fudge sprinkled with nuts. Just like Grandma used to make…in the morning…after 3 cups of coffee. Sounds delicious right? Nooooo…no it’s not.
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