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Harness an image of the King of Pop’s face to block out the light while you sleep with this Michael Jackson “Dangerous” sleep mask. Maybe when you wear it your dreams will involve you and Peter Pan flying over England while making nightly trips to Neverland to fight Captain Hook. It’ll be a nice change from the 8 hour porn movie that normally occupies that time slot.
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An easy way to show that Michael Jackson’s work will live on is this shirt that was originally made as a salute to Thriller. The shirt breaks down the zombie dance moves so you can have a guide for your own practice. Even if you have no plans on dancing, showing off zombies is always big with the ladies.
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Customer: “Ah, yes…I’m looking for something in the $5,000 range that will get rid of any lingering doubts about my drug use, but raise questions about my sanity. It should have the psychedelic stylings of the late 60s, but also reflect the denim edge of Jordache at the peak of their stonewashed glory in the mid 1980s. What I really want is something Michael Jackson would choose to wear when he’s feeling ‘light’.”
Clerk: “I have just the thing.”
Product Page: (€3,489.00 or about $4,822.00)
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of March 2nd-8th, 2009:
Battle Of The Galaxies Hat: Grudge match between neighbors.
“Oh Nooo” T-Shirt: Kool Aid learns brick is harder than glass.
Martian Next Door T-Shirt: Even nerds like boobies.
Sasquats: Bigfoot’s exercise regimen.
Hoverboard T-Shirt: Hoverboards need land & creative imaginations.
The next five products are available after the break…
We all know MJ likes to play dress-up, so his latest strategy for hiding from his creditors is to don a Stormtrooper costume and blend in with the nerds at Sci-Fi conventions. Unfortunately, his rhythm always gives him away.
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I wouldn’t wish for my worst enemy’s kids to have had to attend one of Michael Jackson’s slumber parties. But think of the plight of the poor monkeys. There is no one else that is offering to have them over since Michael Jackson has abandoned Neverland Ranch.
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