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If you’re going somewhere and aren’t sure if a bag will be necessary at some point, you may want to bring along one of these Timbuk2 hidden messenger bags. When not in use, the Timbuk2 will conveniently fold into a small pouch that will give you some additional pocket bulge and keep your hands and shoulders free.

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Polaroid Messenger Bag

You may recall this image if you ever owned a Polaroid instant camera. I don’t know how many Polaroids are still floating around out there, but this messenger bag would be a great way to carry one around. Also available in a laptop version.

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The Empire couldn’t beat the Rebel Alliance in the struggle for control of the galaxy—that we know. But you may not know that they also have a really horrible basketball team.

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well connectedWhen future generations perform archaeological digs to gain knowledge of 21st century mankind, those who were tech nerds or simply well connected to the primitive ancient world will surely be identified by these strange connectivity symbols which accompany stashes of Bluetooth, Infared & USB compatible devices. The other giveaway will be evidence of severe arthritis in both thumbs, identifying those among us who were master text messengers.

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halo hoodie

Marc Ecko has added to his geektastic lineup of hoodies with the limited edition Halo Master Chief model. Not the kind of thing I would spend my $88 on, but I’m sure there are plenty of gamer nerds out there ready to throw good taste (and good money) to the wind on this one. Hit the break to check out additional images.

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PETA already has the mission of protecting live animals, maybe they need to branch out a bit and lend their expertise to those half dead people who seem to have no benefactors. Maybe a nice little ad campaign advocating against taking off their heads as being the best way to tame them.

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If these warnings were good enough for the days of WWII, they should be good enough for today as well. You are merely the messenger when you carry this lunch box around—a messenger who knows that STD’s are the biggest enemy of all. The gas mask certainly gives it the gentle touch you should be striving for.

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damn-anal-probesIt doesn’t matter who is wielding the anal probe: aliens, airport screeners or overly aggressive DEA agents, it is still not a pleasant experience. Or so I hear. Other victims will commiserate with you when they see you carrying this bag.

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Marvel’s new line of messenger bags keep your stuff safe with a who’s who of heroes. Also available in standalone Spider-Man and Punisher versions (pictured after the break).

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maro-3-necklace

If you have a special place in your heart for the third installment of the Super Mario Bros franchise, this necklace will serve as a reminder of all the good times you shared. Plus, it is way more discreet than the actual cartridge you have dangling from your neck Flavor Flav-style.

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