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When future generations perform archaeological digs to gain knowledge of 21st century mankind, those who were tech nerds or simply well connected to the primitive ancient world will surely be identified by these strange connectivity symbols which accompany stashes of Bluetooth, Infared & USB compatible devices. The other giveaway will be evidence of severe arthritis in both thumbs, identifying those among us who were master text messengers.
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Marc Ecko has added to his geektastic lineup of hoodies with the limited edition Halo Master Chief model. Not the kind of thing I would spend my $88 on, but I’m sure there are plenty of gamer nerds out there ready to throw good taste (and good money) to the wind on this one. Hit the break to check out additional images.
PETA already has the mission of protecting live animals, maybe they need to branch out a bit and lend their expertise to those half dead people who seem to have no benefactors. Maybe a nice little ad campaign advocating against taking off their heads as being the best way to tame them.
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If these warnings were good enough for the days of WWII, they should be good enough for today as well. You are merely the messenger when you carry this lunch box around—a messenger who knows that STD’s are the biggest enemy of all. The gas mask certainly gives it the gentle touch you should be striving for.
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It doesn’t matter who is wielding the anal probe: aliens, airport screeners or overly aggressive DEA agents, it is still not a pleasant experience. Or so I hear. Other victims will commiserate with you when they see you carrying this bag.
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Marvel’s new line of messenger bags keep your stuff safe with a who’s who of heroes. Also available in standalone Spider-Man and Punisher versions (pictured after the break).
If you have a special place in your heart for the third installment of the Super Mario Bros franchise, this necklace will serve as a reminder of all the good times you shared. Plus, it is way more discreet than the actual cartridge you have dangling from your neck Flavor Flav-style.
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Thank God for debit cards because I hate change. Still, if you must pay with cash and deal with the consequences, these Pantone coin purses are definitely a stylish choice. Plus, they will go great with your Pantone Messenger Bag.
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Having trouble finding the perfect color for a messenger bag? Perhaps Bosphorous, Old Gold, Turkish Sea, Blue Graphite or Rasberry Sorbet will fit the bill.
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When this bag is talking about your first time, it has nothing to do with the opposite sex. If you are celebrating saving your first program to a disk and that disk happens to be a 5 1/4″ floppy, then not only are you in for a long, lonely life but you are also pretty damn old.
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