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We’ve helped you with U.S. History and Linux in the past, and now you can add math, science and engineering to your growing wardrobe of deception. Of course, you will need some sort of jacket to cover this up in class, and seeing what’s written on your back might prove problematic. However, I have no doubt that you will pour all of the brainpower you would have used to study to figure out how to get away with this.
Product Page: Science/Math/Engineering ($25)
You loved the pop quiz as a clock, you’ll love it even more as a watch that you can take with you wherever you go. You would think your average person would be able to know what time it was without seeing the actual numbers, but those who need the numbers to tell time are probably not those with the math ability to figure out the equations.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 6th-12th, 2009:
Contest: Win a bacon belt from Archie McPhee.
High Tech Joke Glasses: Mechanize your mustache.
Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt: Ready for extra limbs?
Your Tan Line Is Showing T-Shirt: This is why I always do my math butt naked.
17th Century Weirdo T-Shirt: Silence of the Lambs set in the 17th century.
Before you ask that girl out, you should be sure that you have brushed up on your set theory. If you don’t understand how a hot girl that intersects with young people could be a real problem, then you could be in for a rude awakening.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of April 6th-12th, 2009:
Scary Mummy Sleep Mask: This Mummy has a drooling problem.
Mad Scientist Shoes: Bring some style to the lab.
Pac-Math: Math will ruin Pac-Man enjoyment forever.
Pre-Computers: Pong was a lot tougher in my day.
Hanging Tie: Don’t expect a promotion wearing this puppy.
Pac Man isn’t just about eating dots and chasing ghosts. It is useful to understand the concept of pi and it’s relationship to a circle. Any enjoyment you ever got from the game will be lost as soon as you make it a learning experience.
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He may be scrawny with thick glasses, suspenders and a bow tie, but I have no problem admitting that this is a powerful nemesis who kicked my ass repeatedly through grade school.
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These 100% polyester work gloves have acrylic resin grips that can be worn on the palm or the back of your hand. They are described as “useful for protecting your hands and increasing your grip when doing chores, gardening, driving or sports”. They are also adorned with approximate finger lengths and other fun measurements that will awaken your inner math nerd. Pretty soon you’ll be distracted into letting opposing teams score additional points while you’re busy trying to teach yourself the metric system by staring at your gloves, or figuring out how long your finger is in centimeters just before cutting it off with a power tool.
Product Page: ($25.00 CAD or about $20.42)
