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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 15th-21st, 2009:
Banana Slipping on a Banana Peel: Damn banana peels!
Marvel Heroes Messenger Bags: Keep your stuff safe.
The Assless Outfit: For timid nudists. (NSFW)
Mr. White Collar: He’s about to snap.
Bow-Tie Fighter: Form a rebel alliance against bad taste.
Under the list of features, the product page for this magic massage bra only lists one word: “sexy.” However, they also claim it can do everything from increasing your bust size to promoting better sleep.
Make breast more healthy: Pangao breast enhancer effectively make breast up, dredge breast glands, eliminate blood stasis and effectively prevent women from breast diseases and flaccid, also can move fat and make a well-shaped figure. If use it often, you can have a sound sleep, immunity from disease and better internal secretion.
Um…what? All I know is that this thing rubs boobs. I doubt women would find that as exciting as guys would find massage pants, but hey—don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
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It would seem it was right about this point that Spock determined that another line of work would really be best for everyone.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek products for the week of April 14th—20th 2008:
Software is Like Sex Shirt: It’s better when it’s free.
Natural Redhead Shirt: It makes me want to eat at McDonald’s even less.
Orpheus Wallet: Perfect for struggling guitarists.
Keyboard Baby Bib: Give your kid a head start in the technology field—and ensure a lifetime of social awkwardness.
Manties: Being a man never felt so sexy (and frilly).
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The Chinese manufacturer behind these shorts claim that it can deliver multiple massage modes, automatic temperature control with “infrared heaters” and an automatic setting that will run for 20 minutes. In other words, these “massage pants” appear to be sauna pants that pleasure you while reducing fat.
Yeah, let that sink in for a second then wrap your mind around this: there is a 500 unit minimum order. So, if you think about it, there could be giant massage pants orgies going on somewhere out there.
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If you are lucky enough to have a partner willing to massage your feet/legs, these socks will do nothing but guide them toward the proper pressure points. A little guidance never hurt and if it doesn’t work for you just lose the socks. And be very happy that anyone would even consider touching your nasty feet.
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