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Since today is that special day, it’s time to take a look back and list the top ten Halloween related products posted on Fashionably Geek in the past year. Enjoy!
Nike Dunk High Premium (3.5y-7y) Boys’ Shoe: This Nike shoe would go great with your Halloween costume.
Gruesome Nightstalker Shirt: Glows in the dark.
We Carves People Shirt: Pumpkins like carving too.
WeBite 35 Vampires T-shirt: Can you name all 35 vampires?
Halloween Butt Tank Top: As if tank tops weren’t classy enough…
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 12th-18th, 2009:
Balloon Boy Lives: Yesterday’s news on a shirt today.
Finger Sex Tote Bag: Stay classy (and green).
Ski Masks: Allow you to rob banks as your favorite Marvel character.
Toilet Necklace: Like a gold medal for assholes.
Spittin’ Sweets T-Shirt: Too much Halloween candy can have deadly consequences.
Actually, you probably wouldn’t want to rob a bank with a Punisher, Hulk, Spider-Man, Captain America or Wolverine ski mask. The name of the game is to try not and leave clues—and wearing one of these automatically profiles you as a huge nerd. The full set is pictured after the break.
You may think your alter-ego is a wolf, but until now it was hard to find a mask that would give you the look and still represent your flowing locks. Thankfully, Sans Souci studios released this line of masks which will keep your beloved rockstar hairdo or out of control mullet intact. Check out the additional designs after the break.
Cool Halloween mask?…Yes. Just prepare for the possibility of having skunks and other grub eating creatures following you all over the neighborhood. On the plus side, if that happens you probably won’t have to worry about getting egged or having anyone withhold candy, lest you threaten them with your unholy stinking minion army.
Product Page: ($150)
If your face isn’t scary enough this Halloween, you may want to add a vegetable tanned leather spider web mask with a 2D Black Widow perched on your nose. Wearing it will also weed out arachnophobes as potential suitors.
Product Page: ($39)
If these warnings were good enough for the days of WWII, they should be good enough for today as well. You are merely the messenger when you carry this lunch box around—a messenger who knows that STD’s are the biggest enemy of all. The gas mask certainly gives it the gentle touch you should be striving for.
Product Page (£10.00, about $16.50)
Harness an image of the King of Pop’s face to block out the light while you sleep with this Michael Jackson “Dangerous” sleep mask. Maybe when you wear it your dreams will involve you and Peter Pan flying over England while making nightly trips to Neverland to fight Captain Hook. It’ll be a nice change from the 8 hour porn movie that normally occupies that time slot.
Product Page: ($25)
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June June 22nd-28th, 2009:
The Barbarian: Adds a little blood to your motorcycle helmet.
We’re Just Friends T-Shirt: Just like brother and sister…*sigh.*
Band Parent Shorts: My instrument is in my shorts.
Baconheart T-Shirt: Fly the heart and crossbacons.
Karate T-Shirt: The problem with Karate.
Nothing says “hardcore pirate” like wearing an eyepatch and a sleep mask with another eyepatch on it.
Product Page ($10)
