Just look at this Ralph McQuarrie Darth Vader concept helmet. So awesome it takes your breath away right? Now, how about that $900 price tag? I’ll let you catch your breath for a second—when you’re ready, there’s more after the break.
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It looks like the mysterious man in the Guy Fawkes mask from V for Vendetta is trying to start a whole other type of revolution. A mustache revolution.
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After decades of slaughtering stupid teenagers, Jason Voorhees has gotten a bit cocky. On cold nights he often makes the rounds at Camp Crystal lake wearing a neoprene face mask that glows-in-the-dark.
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Hit the bank, or the slopes wearing one of these stylish ski masks. Go as a hamburger, werewolf, clown or Jesus. Maybe you and your crew can mix and match—although it’s more difficult for a teller to take you seriously when the bank is being robbed by a burger and Jesus. It might also lead to some unwanted nicknames in the local press. I can picture it now: “The Jesusburger Gang strikes again!”
I don’t know if I would lie down on my back with this eye mask on (since it looks like it might cut off circulation to your brain), but if you are looking to relax and listen to some music, it might fit the bill. Obviously, wearing it will plunge you into a world of darkness (and a future world of neck pain), but it does have speakers for an MP3 player and built-in nature sounds. It’s available in three colors: grass green, aqua blue and rose pink—but they do nothing to detract from how hideous you will look wearing one.
It is all well and good that this Wolverine replica leather jacket is approved by Marvel and includes the metal dog tag and chain just as in the movie. What it lacks is Wolverine’s claws—and Wolverine with no claws is like a butt-naked Batman.
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It’s nice that this reversible sleep mask can tell a man whether or not there is any point to waking her as he makes his way to bed, it is too bad that a simple mistake of having the wrong side facing out can ruin the entire evening for both.
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Since today is that special day, it’s time to take a look back and list the top ten Halloween related products posted on Fashionably Geek in the past year. Enjoy!
Nike Dunk High Premium (3.5y-7y) Boys’ Shoe: This Nike shoe would go great with your Halloween costume.
Gruesome Nightstalker Shirt: Glows in the dark.
We Carves People Shirt: Pumpkins like carving too.
WeBite 35 Vampires T-shirt: Can you name all 35 vampires?
Halloween Butt Tank Top: As if tank tops weren’t classy enough…
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 12th-18th, 2009:
Balloon Boy Lives: Yesterday’s news on a shirt today.
Finger Sex Tote Bag: Stay classy (and green).
Ski Masks: Allow you to rob banks as your favorite Marvel character.
Toilet Necklace: Like a gold medal for assholes.
Spittin’ Sweets T-Shirt: Too much Halloween candy can have deadly consequences.
Actually, you probably wouldn’t want to rob a bank with a Punisher, Hulk, Spider-Man, Captain America or Wolverine ski mask. The name of the game is to try not and leave clues—and wearing one of these automatically profiles you as a huge nerd. The full set is pictured after the break.
