
Hiro better be good at Guitar Hero since it is basically his namesake. His time traveling abilities could be useful if he had the ability to slow time down rather than stop it, but I have seen no evidence he has that capability. So his playing skills are all about his hand to eye coordination and not his special abilities.
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With all of those markers just falling out of the sky, tragedies like this are bound to happen.
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Think of all the fun you can have timing your digestion with this human map t-shirt. With basic organ locations printed on your shirt you can try tracing your dinner as it moves through your body. If your timing is spot on, poop time will arrive exactly when you thought it would. Have fun bragging about that accomplishment.
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You will never get lost in Hyrule when playing Zelda if you have this wallet that has the full map printed on the outside.
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Imagine the headline: “Man unknowingly walks into traffic while trying to read his umbrella“. Now that you know about the potential embarrassment, don’t let it happen to you.
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Those weapons are filled with poetry, sonnets and tragedies, and they’re aimed right at your heart strings. What are you gonna do?
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He may be scrawny with thick glasses, suspenders and a bow tie, but I have no problem admitting that this is a powerful nemesis who kicked my ass repeatedly through grade school.
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Remember that annoying British guy with the suspenders and bow tie who used to hock everything under the sun in infomercials? If so, it’s probably because he just came rushing back to you from the deepest, darkest caverns of your memory; no doubt from a dusty filing cabinet labeled “who cares?”. With that in mind, you may want to pick this shirt up now and enjoy the laughs before memories of Vince Offer, sham weirdo get filed in that same cabinet.
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In a type of nerd code, the Legend of Zelda messenger bag will instantly identify you as a fan of the LOZ series with it’s image of the Zelda map and the triforce logo emblazoned on the front. So after you have revealed yourself to other LOZ fans, you will surely engage in lively discussions about how to best find the three pure metals, forge the Phantom Sword and save Tetra from Bellum.
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