
If these warnings were good enough for the days of WWII, they should be good enough for today as well. You are merely the messenger when you carry this lunch box around—a messenger who knows that STD’s are the biggest enemy of all. The gas mask certainly gives it the gentle touch you should be striving for.
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Dig into this Misfits lunchbox to keep yourself fed throughout the day. Send it with your kid to school if you really want to meet the school psychologist.
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Now that Fox and WB have made a deal and “The Watchmen” is going to be released in March as originally planned, let’s look at one more piece of Watchmen paraphernalia. As the only character in the Watchmen that has true superpowers he is obviously qualified to carry and protect your peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Sending your kid to school with this lunchbox will make your child’s life at school that much easier. First, if the bullies are also fans of Dale Earnhardt Jr., then he gets a free pass. The rest will be afraid of him just because they figure that only rednecks are fans of NASCAR. And you never know what you can expect from a redneck. The fact that the helmet lunchbox has his old car number on it almost makes this a collector’s item.
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A manly way to take your lunch to work. All the other riders on the subway will think you are heading to some garage to earn your paycheck, but in reality you will be sitting at your desk pushing papers around like yo normally do. Maybe not as cool as an Iron Man lunchbox, but it definitely has more of a blue collar feel to it.
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