Don’t confuse the simpleton traveler with words like “Toiletries.”If you want them to stay organized, you need to keep your vocabulary on their reading level, which appears to be about 1st grade.
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There are not many clothes you can buy that will help with your lunch plans, but these black Decision Pants Food boxers come packaged in a plastic cube that you can roll to decide where to eat. You have enough big decisions to make at work every day, this will at least remove one worry while giving you that soft cotton undergarment that we all look for.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 27th-August 2nd, 2009:
Van Damme vs. Shakespeare T-Shirt: When it comes to the King’s English, it’s no contest.
Smartphone T-Shirt: Has owning a Smartphone changed the way you poop?
Don’t Cross The Streams T-Shirt: A sneak peek of Ghostbusters 3?
Talk To The Han T-Shirt: How many people would jump at the chance to talk to Han?
You’re Not One Of Us Anymore, Pluto T-Shirt: Pluto is now a planet outcast.
If these warnings were good enough for the days of WWII, they should be good enough for today as well. You are merely the messenger when you carry this lunch box around—a messenger who knows that STD’s are the biggest enemy of all. The gas mask certainly gives it the gentle touch you should be striving for.
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Dig into this Misfits lunchbox to keep yourself fed throughout the day. Send it with your kid to school if you really want to meet the school psychologist.
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The rainy weather of spring can make you feel like you are stuck inside far too much. This Cabin Fever Lunch Tote will let others know exactly how you feel about it. One more month and it will all be over, but the memories of being shut in for days at a time can always be relived by breaking this lunch tote out.
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Now that Fox and WB have made a deal and “The Watchmen” is going to be released in March as originally planned, let’s look at one more piece of Watchmen paraphernalia. As the only character in the Watchmen that has true superpowers he is obviously qualified to carry and protect your peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Going to work with your Spongebob Squarepants lunch box just doesn’t exhude the aura of vice presidential material. On the other hand, this Globe Trotter lunch box makes you look like an experienced world traveler. The faux leather luggage with stickers from around the world will be good fodder for your daydreaming as well as your career.
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Sending your kid to school with this lunchbox will make your child’s life at school that much easier. First, if the bullies are also fans of Dale Earnhardt Jr., then he gets a free pass. The rest will be afraid of him just because they figure that only rednecks are fans of NASCAR. And you never know what you can expect from a redneck. The fact that the helmet lunchbox has his old car number on it almost makes this a collector’s item.
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The Bento Box is a traditional Japanese way of carrying a portable lunch with them. This Bento Watch has a miniature version of a whole Bento box lunch in 3D on the face. You have to figure that even if the watch craps out after a couple weeks you can still wear the watch and call it an Asian accessory. It’s not really the type of thing you would have bought solely for the purpose of telling time.
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