Bigfoot has taken on unicorns and Abe Lincoln, but now it is time for the main event. Bigfoot vs. the Loch Ness Monster for the championship.
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Somewhere beyond the grave, American legends Benjamin Franklin, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt and Thomas Jefferson have pushed the waltz aside and are enjoying some funky 80s rhythm.
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When you don’t have any integrity or credibility of your own, it may help to borrow someone else’s. That’s where the Honest Abe pin comes in. This 1/2″ x 5/8″ image of our 16th president will be on hand to help you appear reputable when you go in for that big job interview, the first meeting with your girlfriend’s parents, or to stand before a judge. But don’t become too confident, because even Abe’s sway won’t be able to keep you out of prison when you proposition an undercover cop at 3am.
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Like many Americans, Lincoln doesn’t feel confident in either choice for President this time around. That is why he is rising up from the grave to get our government back on track. Unfortunately, his controversial “brain-eating” platform will undoubtedly prove unpopular with voters.
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Who knew that Lincoln bareknuckle boxed with mythical woodland creatures? Once again, t-shirts teach us something that those fancy history books can not.
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