Just look at this Ralph McQuarrie Darth Vader concept helmet. So awesome it takes your breath away right? Now, how about that $900 price tag? I’ll let you catch your breath for a second—when you’re ready, there’s more after the break.
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If your idea of sensuality is having your body covered with retro nerd thumbs while you make tetris noises, this Game Boy tube dress will help make it happen.
Product Page: ($60 via Technabob)
It is all well and good that this Wolverine replica leather jacket is approved by Marvel and includes the metal dog tag and chain just as in the movie. What it lacks is Wolverine’s claws—and Wolverine with no claws is like a butt-naked Batman.
Product Page ($309.99)
By spending $75 on these J. Fold leather wallets, you help support Adult Swim programming. By stuffing cash into the wallet, you make a subliminal association between Adult Swim and money. Adult Swim makes money and you get more awesome shows. It’s a win win. Well, Adult Swim wins a little more, so it’s more like a WIN win.
Since giving roses is a little too soft, bikers like to say “I love you” with bandana blooms. Keep them in a vase and, when you are ready, unravel the “flower” and wear it with your favorite leather jacket.
Produce Page ($14)
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 7th-13th, 2009:
New Feature: Show us your geekiest t-shirts and gear.
Brownies T-Shirt: The official shirt of the stupidest 911 call in history.
Burrito Glasses: You need a pair.
Corn dog missile strike hat: Imagine getting bombarded with batter-dipped and fried wieners from above.
Someone is Reading My Shirt T-Shirt: Your boobs have their own Twitter account.
There have been other takes on the Batman Utility Belt in the past, but few are as finely crafted as this version from JLA. Unfortunately, there are no grappling hooks or bat-shaped throwing stars in those leather pouches, which makes it hard to justify spending $280 on. Plus, they claim that it is only “a prop replica only and not meant to be worn.” Please—if I’m spending that much on a belt, I’m going to wear it even in the most inappropriate situations. Situations like: with a suit at work, or when I’m naked and ready for some sexy time with my lady. When she protests, I will simply say: “I’m the Batman.”
Product Page ($280/June pre-order)
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 16th-22nd, 2009:
Three Brian Moon T-Shirt: This time, it’s Brian from Family Guy.
Game Boy, Bi-Fold, Black Leather Wallet: Takes fans of retro gaming down memory lane.
iPhone/Twitter Tie: Says “hey, I like to twitter…on my iPhone.”
Dungeon Master T-Shirt: Gaming in your parent’s basement makes you a Dungeon Master.
Brass Knuckles Necklace: Brass knuckles are just one weapon in your necklace arsenal.
I was rummaging through some boxes the other day and I found my old Game Boy, still in pristine condition, tucked away in a protective case. Really brings me back—kind of like this wallet might do for any fan of retro gaming.
This leather origami ring is perfect for letting people know that an invitation to pull or smell your finger is really a gift… To yourself.
Product Page: ($131)
