
You may think that you look like a karate expert when you don your bathrobe, but it adds absolutely zero fighting skills to your self defense arsenal. You may want to get a reality check before you find yourself staring at an epic beatdown.
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An artists conception of a Hollywood catfight. You can pick and choose between your least favorite tinsel town stick figures and have them fight to the death Kung Fu style. I’ll go with Lindsay Lohan vs. Nicole Richie for 1 round of brittle, boney mayhem. The winner takes on Paris Hilton.
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Who will emerge victorious—the Kung Fu master or the knife-weilding monkey? The monkey looks confident, so I’m putting my money on him.
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It makes no real difference whether it is kung fu masters or blocks of tofu fighting, either way someone is getting their ass kicked for my enjoyment.
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If the always fighting Rock’em Sock’em Robots can put aside their differences and show each other a little love, there is no reason why anyone else in the world cannot do the same.
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