
Mr. Einstein looks like a natural as the fifth member of Kiss. But it is a pretty close call on who has the most famous tongue, Albert or Gene Simmons. There is definitely the potential for some animosity between those two.
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What other product will protect your cuts, allow you to make better hand faces and offer up the healing power of a mustache in one handy bandage? These things will sell themselves.
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Nothing says class like a bunch of partially smoked cigarettes hanging around a woman’s neck, and nothing turns a man on more than the potential for smoky kisses and yellow stained teeth. Strap on this beauty and invite men to the real flavor country.
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This hat is a simple way to get that very cool, one star look that Paul Stanley of Kiss made famous without having to put a bunch of black makeup all over your face. Taking the hat off to lose the look is also a lot easier than removing a gob of greasy black gook.
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Want some dreadlocks that are attached to a hat, which is also a giant polyester squid, which can also double as a pillow? Sure! Don’t we all? However, the down side is that from now on your opinions on any subject will most likely be met with: “like I’m going to listen to someone who wears a giant squid on their head”.
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If Ben Franklin were alive today, he would probably say that there are three things you can count on: death, taxes and Kiss merchandise. There’s been Kiss themed pencils, baseballs, coffins, memo pads, shot glasses, ashtrays, action figures, Halloween costumes, jewelry and glow in the dark cups to name a few, but you probably couldn’t draw a line between Leonardo Da Vinci and Gene Simmons… Until now, that is.
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Besides being known as the band who took selling out to heights only reached by Disney, KISS may soon be known as the band who also ripped off their image from 18th & 19th century France. Until this “French Kiss” shirt came along they probably would have gotten away with it too. After all, how many of you have ever heard of a French rock band? … Exactly.
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Between plane crashes in the news lately and the recent events in the TV show Lost, anxiety about flying is probably at an all-time high. Embrace your fears with these passport cases by designer tinymeat. The version pictured above is entitled “Air Terminal.” If you look closely you will see everything from cavity searches to an Indian burial ground. A second case entitled “Duck and Cover” is pictured after the break (an alternate title should be “Kiss Your Ass Goodbye”).
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