If World War II was celebrated by the famous Times Square Kiss then I guess we should celebrate the end of the next war with the Times Square Bite, although the picture will suck if the vampire doesn’t show up on film.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 2nd-8th, 2009:
Paper Bag Hat: Makes your kid look like a bum.
Pre-Distressed Jumpsuit: Could you work a grease monkey jumpsuit?
First Aid Kit Backpack: For a cosplay emergency.
Be More Awesome LED Wristwatch Shirt: It’s time to be more awesome.
Bateman T-Shirt: The caped mass murderer.
Mr. Einstein looks like a natural as the fifth member of Kiss. But it is a pretty close call on who has the most famous tongue, Albert or Gene Simmons. There is definitely the potential for some animosity between those two.
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What other product will protect your cuts, allow you to make better hand faces and offer up the healing power of a mustache in one handy bandage? These things will sell themselves.
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Nothing says class like a bunch of partially smoked cigarettes hanging around a woman’s neck, and nothing turns a man on more than the potential for smoky kisses and yellow stained teeth. Strap on this beauty and invite men to the real flavor country.
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This hat is a simple way to get that very cool, one star look that Paul Stanley of Kiss made famous without having to put a bunch of black makeup all over your face. Taking the hat off to lose the look is also a lot easier than removing a gob of greasy black gook.
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Want some dreadlocks that are attached to a hat, which is also a giant polyester squid, which can also double as a pillow? Sure! Don’t we all? However, the down side is that from now on your opinions on any subject will most likely be met with: “like I’m going to listen to someone who wears a giant squid on their head”.
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If Ben Franklin were alive today, he would probably say that there are three things you can count on: death, taxes and Kiss merchandise. There’s been Kiss themed pencils, baseballs, coffins, memo pads, shot glasses, ashtrays, action figures, Halloween costumes, jewelry and glow in the dark cups to name a few, but you probably couldn’t draw a line between Leonardo Da Vinci and Gene Simmons… Until now, that is.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of March 2nd-8th, 2009:
Battle Of The Galaxies Hat: Grudge match between neighbors.
“Oh Nooo” T-Shirt: Kool Aid learns brick is harder than glass.
Martian Next Door T-Shirt: Even nerds like boobies.
Sasquats: Bigfoot’s exercise regimen.
Hoverboard T-Shirt: Hoverboards need land & creative imaginations.
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Besides being known as the band who took selling out to heights only reached by Disney, KISS may soon be known as the band who also ripped off their image from 18th & 19th century France. Until this “French Kiss” shirt came along they probably would have gotten away with it too. After all, how many of you have ever heard of a French rock band? … Exactly.
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