
These nail clippers come with a unique, yet functional hand or foot shape. They also have a handy chain so that you can attach them to a keychain to have available whenever needed, because God knows you wouldn’t want to confine your personal grooming to your own home. Maybe their odd shape will throw off those that are hunting for the source of that annoying clipping sound.
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This camera will look right at home hanging out with all your keys. And while it won’t take any pictures, it does have an LED light to help you out on those dark nights. Unlike your average camera flash, this LED will stay lit as long as you hit the button. The shutter click when you hit the button gives it that realistic touch that will let others think you are actually capturing that embarrassing situation they find themselves in.
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Being monitored at work has never been a pleasurable thing. This keychain depicts the least desirable of the ways that it could happen to you at work.
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Typically, women would not be all that interested in carrying around a Spiderman Spider Hero keychain. And for good reason. But give that Spider man a large head that opens up to reveal a mirror and you may have just sold them. Plus he’s cute, that has to count for something.
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If you thought pool hustlers had no remorse, you just haven’t met this Dreidel Hustling Voodoo String Doll Keychain. You would think someone playing with a dreidel would have some pity on you, but behind those dark shades are the eyes of someone who just wants your money.
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Keychain flashlights are a dime a dozen these days. To be unique you have to go to something a little more powerful. And there is not a much brighter light you can get than a lighthouse. Just press the button anytime you need a little light or you want to warn ships about a dangerous coastline.
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People may not place that the eye of this keychain is based on Mad Eye Moody of the Harry Potter stories, but they will get that your keychain has an eyeball that swivels and turns. The blue color just makes it that much easier to see from a distance.
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