This shuttlecock keychain has two features that will make it indispensable. First of all, you can use the word shuttlecock at the drop of a hat, it is just fun to say. And, inexplicably, its secondary function is as a lighter.
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If you think that sticking pins into a voodoo doll is harmless fun, this voodoo doll that has come to life is about to change your mind with a VERY large pin of his own.
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These nail clippers come with a unique, yet functional hand or foot shape. They also have a handy chain so that you can attach them to a keychain to have available whenever needed, because God knows you wouldn’t want to confine your personal grooming to your own home. Maybe their odd shape will throw off those that are hunting for the source of that annoying clipping sound.
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This camera will look right at home hanging out with all your keys. And while it won’t take any pictures, it does have an LED light to help you out on those dark nights. Unlike your average camera flash, this LED will stay lit as long as you hit the button. The shutter click when you hit the button gives it that realistic touch that will let others think you are actually capturing that embarrassing situation they find themselves in.
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Being monitored at work has never been a pleasurable thing. This keychain depicts the least desirable of the ways that it could happen to you at work.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 13th-19th, 2009:
Race Advantage T-Shirt: Lance Armstrong could use this race advantage.
Steel SAP Gloves: Are better than brass knuckles.
Spin Cycle T-Shirt: Should kitty be dried on ‘delicates’?
Hamburger Helper T-Shirt: You must really like Hamburger Helper.
Bling Soap On a Rope: Keep your rep at all times.
Typically, women would not be all that interested in carrying around a Spiderman Spider Hero keychain. And for good reason. But give that Spider man a large head that opens up to reveal a mirror and you may have just sold them. Plus he’s cute, that has to count for something.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 29th-July 5th, 2009:
Walk of Shame T-Shirt: Race against embarrassment.
MySpace Tombstone T-Shirt: What’s MySpace?
Old School Shaggin’ Wagon: Not a lot of privacy, but it is only about what the chicks dig.
The Apple Shaving Accident: In just one second the pain is really going to hit.
Voodoo String Doll Keychain: Dreidel hustling time!
If you thought pool hustlers had no remorse, you just haven’t met this Dreidel Hustling Voodoo String Doll Keychain. You would think someone playing with a dreidel would have some pity on you, but behind those dark shades are the eyes of someone who just wants your money.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of May 11th-17th, 2009:
Rubik’s Cube Swim Trunks: Definitely puzzling.
3-Way T-Shirt: Ever consider a 3-way?
Duck Hunter T-Shirt: Now the hunted.
Burger Brown and Cheese Yellow Asics: Fast food shoes? You can’t lose!
Dead Teddy Bear Bag: Can be stuffed with your…Stuff.
