You are powerless against Hypnokermit! Well, everyone except Miss Piggy, who appears to be immune to his powers of suggestion.
This t-shirt is on sale for $10, but you had better hurry—the deal disappears tomorrow.
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Doctors were astounded to find that Kermit had no internal organs or musclesâ€” just one human arm buried up to the elbow. This was the reason for his visit, and no, you don’t want to know how it got there.
This t-shirt is currently up for voting at Design By Humans. If it doesn’t make it I would be shocked. SHOCKED I SAY!
These POLYPODIS shoes look like they should be the official footwear of Cthulhu cultists. Designed by Kermit Tesoro, each shoe is a mass of tentacles that is both captivating and likely torturously uncomfortable to wear. Oh yes, Cthulhu would approve.
See another picture after the break.
It would be easy to turn the story of young Aiden’s being suspended into a diatribe about how this school in Kermit, Texas may need to go back to school itself to get a little education, but I’m going to avoid that because part of me needs to look at the bright side here.
Apparently, telling a kid you can make him “disappear” with your “One Ring” is considered a threat at Kermit Elementary School. From the NY Daily News:
“It sounded unbelievable,” the boy’s father, Jason Steward, told the Daily News. He insists his son “didn’t mean anything by it.”
The Stewards had just watched “The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies” days earlier, inspiring Aiden’s imagination and leading him to proclaim that he had in his possession the one ring to rule them all.
If I’m looking on the bright side, then this is about how cool it is that Aiden has a great imagination and will very likely grow up to be a highly intelligent adult. Who knows, maybe he’ll be a cosplayer too.
(via NY Daily News)
We Love Fine has My Little Pony Backpacks that are pretty much guaranteed to make any self respecting MLP geek squee their fool head off while Kermit flailing around the room.
These “Hug Me” Backpacks debuted last year with Rainbow Dash and DJ PON-3. Now they’ve released Doctor Hooves, Pinkie Pie and Best Pony (more casually known as Derpy Hooves).
Check out more pictures and the product link after the break — and try not to hurt yourself enjoying all the cute.