After decades of slaughtering stupid teenagers, Jason Voorhees has gotten a bit cocky. On cold nights he often makes the rounds at Camp Crystal lake wearing a neoprene face mask that glows-in-the-dark.
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We can only hope that this shirt idea will be made into the next Halloween horror flick. Watching pumpkins carve someone up so they can put a candle in them is a lot scarier than Jason’s slashings.
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Even though you may have a thing for Jason Voorhees, you won’t be able to get away with wearing a hockey mask at all times. You can, however, get away with wearing this intricately formed ring that has the exact same design. You will have to wait until October to get it, but that seems appropriate.
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Where do all movie franchises go to die? That’s right—outer space. This is especially true with horror franchises. Jason Voorhees did it, Leprichaun did it, and now Jaws does it.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 17th-23rd 2008:
MP3/LED Skull Belt Buckle: Keeps your pants up, holds your MP3 player, and can be used as a weapon.
Smart Fortwo Cap: Official cap of the “Smart Fortwo Treehuggers”.
Spider’s Lace Shirt: So new its not even completed yet.
Transfats T-Shirt: What happens when the transformers get sloppy with their workout regimen.
Money Laundry Bag: Perfect for about 10 years worth of laundry quarters.
The next five products are available after the break…
This hat answers that age old question: How can I get that cool Friday the 13th’s Jason/hockey mask look without wearing that uncomfortable mask? This hat not only can handle that chore, it has been pre-dirtied to make it look like the next victim will not be your first.
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This Jason Belt Buckle will certainly get you noticed, but it will not be type of attention you want. You can hope it would draw the ladies into a conversation, but I think it would be more likely to send them running away in fear. Maybe not the effect you would hope for, but probably not much different than the usual response.
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