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voodoo-revenge

If you think that sticking pins into a voodoo doll is harmless fun, this voodoo doll that has come to life is about to change your mind with a VERY large pin of his own.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 29th-July 5th, 2009:

Walk of Shame T-Shirt: Race against embarrassment.

MySpace Tombstone T-Shirt: What’s MySpace?

Old School Shaggin’ Wagon: Not a lot of privacy, but it is only about what the chicks dig.

The Apple Shaving Accident: In just one second the pain is really going to hit.

Voodoo String Doll Keychain: Dreidel hustling time!

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dreidel-hustler

If you thought pool hustlers had no remorse, you just haven’t met this Dreidel Hustling Voodoo String Doll Keychain. You would think someone playing with a dreidel would have some pity on you, but behind those dark shades are the eyes of someone who just wants your money.

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talk-shit-bikini

There are girls that go to the beach and want to look feminine and pretty. And then there are the bad asses that you would be afraid to meet in a dark alley. This Talk Shit/Get Hit Bikini with brass knuckles on the bra is definitely for the latter. It gives just a touch of femininity with the words and graphic being all in pink.

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Here are the ten most Fashionably Geek products for the week of March 10th—16th 2008.

Hustler Boobs Belt Buckle: The 3D action puts em’ all up in your face!

Jetpack Backpack: They should make these for adults.

Thermoscope earrings: Actual, functional thermometers.

Taco Belle Cosmetics Pouch: A smiling taco will keep you looking good.

Sweeny Todd Dripping Rubies Razor Necklace: A bloody razor goes well with any outfit.

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I have no idea what the purpose of this belt buckle would be other than your desire to have a 3D belt buckle, but if keeping a pair of boobs on your waist turns you on, go for it. It should also do a good job of turning off any woman you may be interested in.

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