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The guys at Inkarttattoos have come up with a gallery showing some clever and funny tattoo cover ups. Of course looking at our friend above I’m left to wonder, was it really necessary to put the VOID over Tracy’s name? Could it be seen through that Robin Williamsesque fur coat anyway? Furthermore, isn’t it more humiliating for Tracy to be forever immortalized on your hairy moob than simply covered up?
Chewbacca may not know magic and he may not fly on a broom, but as a Hairy Potter he does make a mean clay pot. And I don’t think he has any weasely Malfoy’s or deatheaters bothering him. Not if they know what is good for them.
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I am not into the habit of scoping out potential targets for theft, but you have to think that the shopper walking around with the Blood Bath Bag would not be your first choice of targets regardless of whether they are young and skinny or old and frail. That white haired lady just may have some tricks up her sleeve.
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You don’t want to plant your ass in a chair that creates this type of scenery.
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In the relentless pursuit of giant fake knockers, every man at one point or another asks himself : “What is the source of Magnum’s power?” Well, according to this shirt the secret was the mustache. Of course, the intoxicating effects that Tom’s face sweater had on women were compounded by the overwhelming Selleck to hair ratio, and the fact that he drove a Ferrari. However, since mustache sex appeal diminished sharply after 1989, most of this information is now completely useless… Bummer.
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It had never really occurred to me as I was trying to avoid the daily Gosselin updates, but Kate’s hairstyle could be considered the new mullet style. Business in the front and a spiky haired party on top. I was kind of hoping the mullet style would die a natural death, not return in a different incarnation as version 2.0.
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This shirt will warn all potential trespassers that there are a lot worse things than being prosecuted. Standing in front of a judge is a lot better than being rented out to a fat, hairy slob by the hour.
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If you’re a teacher or a Mom, this is a great way to finally reveal that extra set of eyes you’ve been telling your kids you have in the back of your head. That should help keep the little monsters in line.
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You may think your alter-ego is a wolf, but until now it was hard to find a mask that would give you the look and still represent your flowing locks. Thankfully, Sans Souci studios released this line of masks which will keep your beloved rockstar hairdo or out of control mullet intact. Check out the additional designs after the break.
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of September 21st-27th, 2009:
Product Placement T-Shirt: And now, a message from famous fictional sponsors.
Marc Ecko Halo Master Chief Hoodie: Ready to throw good taste (and good money) to the wind?
Beatbox Troopers Shirt: Not dark side material.
Your Fortune T-Shirt: Your future is not found.
USS Enterprise T-Shirt: Elvis’ hair boldly goes where no man has gone before.
