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Hiro better be good at Guitar Hero since it is basically his namesake. His time traveling abilities could be useful if he had the ability to slow time down rather than stop it, but I have seen no evidence he has that capability. So his playing skills are all about his hand to eye coordination and not his special abilities.

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Unlike the original Woodstock, a Guitar Hero festival would have been less about peace and love and more about merchandising, corporate sponsorship and $3 cans of Mt. Dew. Oh, wait—they already did that with the Woodstock sequels in the 90’s.

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It’s not often that you find a rock guitarist all gussied up in a suit. Fortunately, you are not a real rock guitarist—virtual musicians have more class. Case in point: these stylish Guitar Hero cufflinks.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 14th to July 20th 2008:

Star Wars and Indy Mighty Muggs T-Shirts: “Made from 100% recycled awesome.”

Inigo Montoya Baseball Cap: “Prepare to die.”

Transformer Tie: It makes a statement about bunnies, birds and electrical power.

Pitfall Trucker Cap: Retro gaming on retro hats.

Guitar Hero Shirts: If you are not a guitar hero, what kind of hero are you?

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Maybe being a Guitar Hero isn’t you thing. Maybe you are really a glockenspiel hero. No? How about a kazoo hero, beatbox hero, or even a bagpipe hero? Whatever your preference, there is definitely a band geek hero shirt to suit your talents. Hit the product link for a full list.

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 7th—13th 2008:

“Enough LaBeouf!” T-Shirt: Seriously, we can’t stand it anymore.

Guitar Hero Branded Chain Wallet: A cool wallet—even if it isn’t full of real rock star cash.

Fish Belt Buckle: Yeah, its tacky…but then you pull out the measuring tape.

Phantom Menace T-Shirt: Actually, its the Phantom Menace…of the Opera (very different experience).

Tortured Soul Belt Buckle: Use your torment to hold up your pants.

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Unfortunately, being a Guitar Hero virtuoso does not come with fame and fortune…yet. But if the dough ever does start rolling in—you will be prepared with this official GH wallet.

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You aren’t guitar hero unless you are rocking these shades. Musicians are notorious for their oddball style and with these you will fit right in with the band. Much more fun if used when alcohol is flowing freely at your house.

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Firefighters: they will save your stupid ass when you fall asleep smoking a cigarette, but they will turn right around and kick your stupid ass in Guitar Hero.

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Your boyfriend was probably shamed when you kicked his ass at Guitar Hero. And maybe there were a few people around to witness his humiliation. The problem is that that small circle of people is not good enough. You can wear this shirt everywhere you go and advertise it to everyone you meet. A modern way of shouting it from the rooftops.

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