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Instead of stimulus funds that will end up God knows where, the government should have just purchased one of these broke pouches for every household. Can also be used to ward off potential thieves by letting them know they aren’t getting anything from you no matter how hard they try.
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Now that smokers are being ostracized like the lepers in their day, publicly smoking is not going to win you any friends. You can wear this cigarette butt necklace inside your shirt to quietly support the cause or proudly display it to show your disagreement with the government’s intrusion into your personal life. Ironically enough this necklace costs about the same as a pack of cigarettes.
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Combine a drug fueled disco from the 70’s with a government conspiracy in New Mexico, and this is what you get. I doubt that any of the other patrons will even notice.
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Like many Americans, Lincoln doesn’t feel confident in either choice for President this time around. That is why he is rising up from the grave to get our government back on track. Unfortunately, his controversial “brain-eating” platform will undoubtedly prove unpopular with voters.
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There is so much going on with this simple t-shirt that makes it fun to wear. We have aliens, always good for geeks. It is poking a bit of fun at a very well known but somewhat silly anti-drug message from our government. And it has eggs which are always delicious.
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