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Funny Tattoo Cover Ups

by Chris Fallon on February 9, 2010 · 0 comments

in Tattoos

The guys at Inkarttattoos have come up with a gallery showing some clever and funny tattoo cover ups.  Of course looking at our friend above I’m left to wonder, was it really necessary to put the VOID over Tracy’s name?  Could it be seen through that Robin Williamsesque fur coat anyway?  Furthermore, isn’t it more humiliating for Tracy to be forever immortalized on your hairy moob than simply covered up?

More cover ups after the break

At this point, it appears that Famous Figures In Snuggies is only an illustration by artist David Soames. A design this funny really needs to become a shirt we can buy, so let’s hope it makes the transition soon.

(David Soames Flickr via The Daily What)

winter-een-mas blanket

A strong drink, some video games and this blanket are all you need to stay warm during the winter. And remember, Fashionably Geek readers get 10% off all SplitReason purchases with the code “fashgeek.”

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baddies shirtYou may be wearing a target or 9 which will help your enemies hunt you for sport, but someone has to spread the word that Godzilla, walking mushrooms and dudes with chunks missing from their waists equal bad news.

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define-interesting

From Serenity, using the word “interesting” when referring to a rough landing of a spaceship is seriously understating the danger. Unless “interesting” is defined as “Oh God, Oh God, we’re all gonna die”.

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clean monsterMeet “Clean Monster”, the Felix Unger of giant city roaming mega-lizards. At any given time he can be found cleaning and polishing buildings, petting airplanes and sweeping streets. Unfortunately, most of his work takes place in Canada.

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Spike RingThis spike ring is all unique and fashionable until that fateful day you trip and tumble down the stairs, or God forbid you do push ups without thinking twice. An additional Brooklyn Bridge version is pictured after the break.

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milky way shirt

Apparently, the planets are just crunch berries in God’s cereal. The truth…revealed!

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hand-foot-clippers

These nail clippers come with a unique, yet functional hand or foot shape. They also have a handy chain so that you can attach them to  a keychain to have available whenever needed, because God knows you wouldn’t want to confine your personal grooming to your own home. Maybe their odd shape will throw off those that are hunting for the source of that annoying clipping sound.

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Knit Gun Work Gloves

by Jeff Chenkus on October 22, 2009 · 1 comment

in Handwear

gun-gloves

Protect your right to keep and bear knitted guns with these unique work gloves.

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