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hand-foot-clippers

These nail clippers come with a unique, yet functional hand or foot shape. They also have a handy chain so that you can attach them to  a keychain to have available whenever needed, because God knows you wouldn’t want to confine your personal grooming to your own home. Maybe their odd shape will throw off those that are hunting for the source of that annoying clipping sound.

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Knit Gun Work Gloves

by Jeff Chenkus on October 22, 2009 · 1 comment

in Handwear

gun-gloves

Protect your right to keep and bear knitted guns with these unique work gloves.

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Jenga t-shirtSeems Kong, Godzilla and any other city destroying monsters were only wreaking havoc to find suitable Jenga pieces in order to stave off giant boredom. They’re just too stupid to realize why people got so pissed off.

Product Page: (€ 39, or about $56.73)

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of September 14th-20th, 2009:

I Love Popcorn T-Shirt: Popcorn porn is like an orgy in my mouth.

Captain Canada T-Shirt: The red headed stepchild of superheroes.

Vannen Street Art Watches Series I: Wearable art that you can actually afford.

Darth Monroe T-Shirt: Darth’s darkest secret.

Danger, Keep Out of Reach of Children T-Shirt: The world just isn’t as safe as it used to be.

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two person snuggie

Actually, the Twosomeblanket worse than a Snuggie. Citing Icelandic traditions of sharing body warmth to survive harsh winters, this two person hooded blanket has a fancy, exotic background story (it’s also made from Icelandic wool) that makes it far more expensive than something you would find on an infomercial. Worry not though, it’s only a matter of time before there is a cheap Snuggie version of this.

Product Page ($350)

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 17th-23rd 2009:

Princess Leia R2 Vacuum T-Shirt: R2-D2’s true purpose is revealed.

Super Controller T-Shirt: The perverted adventures of Super Controller.

Hans Solo T-Shirt: Han Solo goes to Oktoberfest.

The Textinator T-Shirt: Chat lingo would ruin the movie.

Android Love T-Shirt: There’s flames of passion between C3-PO and Data.

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lunch break shirt

Hey, destroying cities is hard work.

Product Page ($22)

stormtrooper cosplay fetish shirt

Yeah, this is sick, but I’m still watching. I mean, at least it’s not Jabba the Hutt.

Product Page (€35.90 or $52)

steam radiator pin

Now you can have two pieces of flair on your lapel—an American Flag pin and a Steam Radiator pin. God bless the USA / steam radiators!

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snooze-button-t-shirt

If this shirt said “hit me baby twelve more times” we may be getting closer to what my morning ritual is really like.

Product Page: ($19.50)