
These nail clippers come with a unique, yet functional hand or foot shape. They also have a handy chain so that you can attach them to a keychain to have available whenever needed, because God knows you wouldn’t want to confine your personal grooming to your own home. Maybe their odd shape will throw off those that are hunting for the source of that annoying clipping sound.
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Seems Kong, Godzilla and any other city destroying monsters were only wreaking havoc to find suitable Jenga pieces in order to stave off giant boredom. They’re just too stupid to realize why people got so pissed off.
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Actually, the Twosomeblanket worse than a Snuggie. Citing Icelandic traditions of sharing body warmth to survive harsh winters, this two person hooded blanket has a fancy, exotic background story (it’s also made from Icelandic wool) that makes it far more expensive than something you would find on an infomercial. Worry not though, it’s only a matter of time before there is a cheap Snuggie version of this.
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Yeah, this is sick, but I’m still watching. I mean, at least it’s not Jabba the Hutt.
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Now you can have two pieces of flair on your lapel—an American Flag pin and a Steam Radiator pin. God bless the USA / steam radiators!
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If this shirt said “hit me baby twelve more times” we may be getting closer to what my morning ritual is really like.
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