After decades of slaughtering stupid teenagers, Jason Voorhees has gotten a bit cocky. On cold nights he often makes the rounds at Camp Crystal lake wearing a neoprene face mask that glows-in-the-dark.
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Hit the bank, or the slopes wearing one of these stylish ski masks. Go as a hamburger, werewolf, clown or Jesus. Maybe you and your crew can mix and match—although it’s more difficult for a teller to take you seriously when the bank is being robbed by a burger and Jesus. It might also lead to some unwanted nicknames in the local press. I can picture it now: “The Jesusburger Gang strikes again!”
Since today is that special day, it’s time to take a look back and list the top ten Halloween related products posted on Fashionably Geek in the past year. Enjoy!
Nike Dunk High Premium (3.5y-7y) Boys’ Shoe: This Nike shoe would go great with your Halloween costume.
Gruesome Nightstalker Shirt: Glows in the dark.
We Carves People Shirt: Pumpkins like carving too.
WeBite 35 Vampires T-shirt: Can you name all 35 vampires?
Halloween Butt Tank Top: As if tank tops weren’t classy enough…
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 19th-25th, 2009:
Emergency Break Glass Condom or Money Holder Buckle: In case of fire, have sex.
Condom Box T-Shirt: Annnd it’s a Windows 7 condom box t-shirt.
Flash Star Trek T-Shirt: The only thing nerdier than a Star Trek shirt is…
Glow in the Dark Steampunk Ouija Board T-Shirt: Play the internet’s Ouija Board shirt to discover the next big thing.
Skeleton Belt: Holds your beers.
A member of the BenHeck.com forums has provided step by step instructions on how you can cleanly integrate a LED into a Zelda Tri-Force belt buckle. At the press of a button it will bring a divine sort of glory to your crotch, beckoning you to come towards the white light. Check out the pic after the break to see it in action.
Seriously, it’s a glowing face and nothing more. Looking at it closely won’t uncover a thing.
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It’s hard to imagine the type of music that would warrant the simultaneous use both a flaming Bic and the sign of the horns, but if you know of any, this shirt will provide them both when the lights go out.
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Connect the dots or color by number? If you can’t figure it out, let the darkness do both for you and reveal this glowing nerd idol.
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If Ben Franklin were alive today, he would probably say that there are three things you can count on: death, taxes and Kiss merchandise. There’s been Kiss themed pencils, baseballs, coffins, memo pads, shot glasses, ashtrays, action figures, Halloween costumes, jewelry and glow in the dark cups to name a few, but you probably couldn’t draw a line between Leonardo Da Vinci and Gene Simmons… Until now, that is.
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