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Just dip an actual hedgehog into some dye, put some little sneakers and gloves on him and bam…your very own Sonic.

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santa-claws

If your goal in life is to take what should be the happiest holiday of the year and turn it into a nightmare inducing shirt, this one has it covered. The kids will be more likely to be cowering in fear that Santa Claws will show up rather than hoping that jolly,old Santa Claus will bring them everything they asked for.

Product Page (£11.00, about $17.50)

Shark MittensGive these mittens to someone who is a rabid hand talker and prepare to never take them seriously again.

Product Page: ($34.99)

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 19th-25th, 2009:

Emergency Break Glass Condom or Money Holder Buckle: In case of fire, have sex.

Condom Box T-Shirt: Annnd it’s a Windows 7 condom box t-shirt.

Flash Star Trek T-Shirt: The only thing nerdier than a Star Trek shirt is…

Glow in the Dark Steampunk Ouija Board T-Shirt: Play the internet’s Ouija Board shirt to discover the next big thing.

Skeleton Belt: Holds your beers.

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Knit Gun Work Gloves

by Jeff Chenkus on October 22, 2009 · 1 comment

in Handwear

gun-gloves

Protect your right to keep and bear knitted guns with these unique work gloves.

Product Page ($10)

snake-fleece-gloves

You generally try to keep your body parts out of a snake’s mouth, but these gloves force you to put your whole arm in. The fleece will keep you warm, the tongue will continually freak you out.

Product Page ($14.95)

glow-in-the-dark-gloves

You may think these Glow In The Dark Gloves would be good for safety when out after dark, but since they only glow under UV light, they had to be a little more inventive with the uses which include: raves, sign language in the dark and theater performances. I guess I better brush up on my sign language so I can use such a fine product.

Product Page (£7.95, about $13)

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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 13th-19th, 2009:

Race Advantage T-Shirt: Lance Armstrong could use this race advantage.

Steel SAP Gloves: Are better than brass knuckles.

Spin Cycle T-Shirt: Should kitty be dried on ‘delicates’?

Hamburger Helper T-Shirt: You must really like Hamburger Helper.

Bling Soap On a Rope: Keep your rep at all times.

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steel-knuckle-gloves

While probably just as illegal as brass knuckles, gloves with 8 ounces of steel sewn in are a little more inconspicuous. Match it with the SAP Cap to complete your ass-kicking ensemble.

Product Page ($25)

slow-jam

Woooo! Look at ‘em go! Another 5 minutes and you’ll have a whole measure!

Product Page: ($15.99-$18.99)