Assault and battery isn’t just a legal term anymore; they’re a physical duo ready to kick your ass with acid burns and high blood pressure.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of September 29th to October 5th 2008:
Phone Sex: Apparently cellphones are not great lovers.
“Swinger” Belt Buckle: Tell the world you enjoy freaky sex…and oversized belt buckles.
Lonely T-Rex T-Shirt: Extinction takes a toll on this T-Rex’s social life.
Comedy / Tragedy Sunglasses: Laugh and cry with UV protection.
Engineer Dress Shirt: The ultimate engineer get up.
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Gloomy Bear is always about a little dripping blood from either his mouth or his claws. These plush Gloomy Bear claw mittens with blood will keep your hands warm and give you a bit of a dangerous look. If you are really dead set against the blood they do have a pair of the same claw mittens with clean claws, but that does not seem to have the same effect. Certainly not for Gloomy Bear.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 25th to the 31st 2008:
Skeleton Sex Tie: This will go over well at the office.
Gloomy Bears T-Shirts: Morbidly adorable.
Disney Couture Hanging Noose Necklace: That’s right…DISNEY.
Optical Illusion Shirt: Man, that is hard to look at.
Mouse Impostor Shirt: A mouse learns the truth about its mate.
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“Sleep…sleep…whoa! Hey there! Don’t sneak up on me like that! Kind of caught me off guard. We were just playing. Yeah…playing.”
Another shirt in the Gloomy Bear series is available after the break.
