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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of February 1st-7th, 2010:
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Captain Kirk Skirt: Boldly goes where no trekkie has gone before.
Reebok ZigTech: Like “An energy drink for your feet”.
Super Mario Tote Bag: Super Mario tote bag vs. the supermarket.
Disturbia’s Spring/Summer Collection: Lives up to the name (NSFW).
That’s right, now hipsters can take a pair of polarized 3D glasses to the movies without compromising their “I spend a lot of time and effort trying to look like I don’t care” sense of fashion.
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You don’t really believe that anyone could be as calm, cool and collected as Bob Ross was without a little bit of assistance from one of nature’s wackiest plants. We should all be as fond of his “happy little trees” as he was even if we aren’t doing any painting at all.
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Take those ancient Greeks that are memorialized in sculpture and throw a nice pair of black rimmed glasses on them and you end up with a bunch of ancient geeks. It isn’t their fault that they lived prior to widespread use of safety glasses and white tape.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 7th-13th, 2009:
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Brownies T-Shirt: The official shirt of the stupidest 911 call in history.
Burrito Glasses: You need a pair.
Corn dog missile strike hat: Imagine getting bombarded with batter-dipped and fried wieners from above.
Someone is Reading My Shirt T-Shirt: Your boobs have their own Twitter account.
I have two words for you: burrito-vision. That’s right, you will have the power of the burrito—the ability to look at someone and make them fart uncontrollably. Now that’s a superpower.
Also available in brick and sponge versions, which give you the power to…uh, manipulate walls and give sponge baths from a distance?
Knee high socks are sexy, but I would keep any lewd comments to yourself lest you get a roundhouse kick to the head in full 3D. That having been said, these socks would be the perfect companion to the 3D glasses dress.
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Now I understand the truth behind crop circles. The only reason aliens come to Earth is for getting the finest herb in the galaxy.
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These Space Specs have a cool retro/steampunky look, but they also allow the wearer to experience a “wonderful and weird funky focus” with rotating lenses.
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All those other shark t-shirts are going to look like sad replicas when you take your 3D shark t-shirt out. The average witness will just see a blurry shark, but they will get the full effect when you let them use the 3D glasses you carry around for just that purpose. So you may as well add on the cost of a couple pairs of 3D glasses when you decide whether or not you can afford this shirt.
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