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Like most of life, the desire to get laid motivates men to do things they normally wouldn’t dream of, like watch Twilight or dance. In this case, Mario has spent the last twenty years risking life and limb at the hands of inexperienced gamers to rescue damsels in distress with the hope that by saving their lives, a plumber could finally score with a princess. Let’s hope he read the fine print on that poster.
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Well, not literally—but a hoodie that is completely covered in controllers gets the point across loud and clear. A “Gamer Medley” version is pictured after the break.
Marc Ecko has added to his geektastic lineup of hoodies with the limited edition Halo Master Chief model. Not the kind of thing I would spend my $88 on, but I’m sure there are plenty of gamer nerds out there ready to throw good taste (and good money) to the wind on this one. Hit the break to check out additional images.
Now that you have kids joining the Air Force that have grown up with video games being around their entire lives, you can expect them to use those ingrained memories in their everyday work. Seeing all those boxes on the plane just might remind them of Tetris. If they were really talented they would get them to land so they fit together. The biggest game of Tetris ever.
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If your gamer friends always look a little tired, this Nintendo branded shirt tells you exactly why. No matter how much you get done, once you are on a roll it is tough to call it a night, or early morning for that matter. You know that next turn is going to be the best one yet.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 26th-February 1st, 2009:
“Stardust” Coffee Cell Phone Strap and Screen Cleaner: Ideal for the coffee connoisseur who is also a neat freak.
Watchmen Rubber Character Keychains: Can’t pick a favorite? When you order 5 you don’t have to decide.
Measurement Work Gloves: Not for multitasking.
Pee Ghost: Nothing is worse than being haunted by a pee ghost.
Hoverboard Champion: I’m a winner too… Just not yet.
The next five products are available after the break…
There are two types of people who will be excited about this belt buckle. The avid gamer and the gun nut. Either one will be impressed by the realism of the bullets that will make your waistline a beauty to behold. I would prefer that only the avid gamer wears it, though, because running into a pissed off gamer is not nearly as scary as crossing a gun nut.
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This fleece armwarmer will keep your wrists and forearms toasty and allow die hard retro gamers to pass the time by pretending they’re SWATbots from Sonic the Hedgehog. These armwarmers coupled with your simulated laser noises are sure to make you an even bigger hit with the ladies than you already are.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 3rd-9th 2008:
Replica Apollo 11 Spacesuit: The ultimate dustable.
Asprin Cufflinks: Tell asprin where it hurts, and it will ease the pain.
King Kong T-Shirt: With a name like “King Kong” you’ve got to wrap it up.
ATHF Meatwad and Ignigknot Knit Caps: Give your head a warm, meaty skull-hug.
Wooden Ties: The perfect secret weapon for that big interview.
The next five products are available after the break…
Stay warm this winter with a reversible knit cap fit for the hardcore retro gamer. The reverse side of the cap features a sketch design of the NES controller collage (pictured after the break).
