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You can worry about invaders from space coming to attack the earth, but junk food seems to be doing a better job than the aliens probably ever could. Let the vegetables try taking out all the fast food before it takes over the world.
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A few burgers and large sodas and even previously feared Japanese monsters will put on a few pounds. The pudgy faced dinosaur with a gut doesn’t instill fear in too many people any more, unless they are behind him in line looking for a burger and some fries.
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Send your twins out in this set of jumpers that gives the Mac wearer a friend in Cheese, as opposed to his mortal enemy PC. It doesn’t really tell anyone which is the evil twin, but it does tell them which prefers technology over food.
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For some, life without salt would be a life not worth living. Any one of those people would be proud to wear this ring and remind them of the yummy addition of salt to any food they are eating. The adjustable ring means you can wear it on any finger you choose, making it a flexible piece of jewelry no matter what else you choose to wear.
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You’ll have to check your pacifism at the door if you want to wage war on plastic. That’s when it’s time to feel the warm companionship of this neoprene grenade which contains a reusable polyester shopping bag that has “War on Plastic” printed on it. You’ll set an example for the whole health food store by letting them know that you’ve eliminated .00001% of plastic products from your life. Way to go!
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Duct tape wallets are nerdy enough, but happysadtree has taken the medium to a whole other level with wallets that feature everything from mustaches and breakfast foods to flaming swords. Check out a gallery after the break.
If you want the ultimate accessory challenge this Halloween, try and find an outfit that compliments this massive mirrored silver and gold rib cage necklace. If you pull it off you’ll have won a major fashion victory and have the advantage of anti-food in the teeth security all night long. You can’t put a price on that.
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Any time is breakfast time when you wear this toaster ring. Every time you look at your finger it will remind you that you could be having some toast and all the good food that it usually accompanies. Of course, since that toast does not look very well done, it seems more like a “your toast is not quite ready yet” ring.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of August 17th-23rd 2009:
Princess Leia R2 Vacuum T-Shirt: R2-D2’s true purpose is revealed.
Super Controller T-Shirt: The perverted adventures of Super Controller.
Hans Solo T-Shirt: Han Solo goes to Oktoberfest.
The Textinator T-Shirt: Chat lingo would ruin the movie.
Android Love T-Shirt: There’s flames of passion between C3-PO and Data.
It was the bloodiest battle in the history of food. Today, many a tourist has claimed a supernatural encounter while visiting the battlefield. Often, they hear the screams of wounded tomatoes as the doctors go to work, see rivers running with ketchup and feel the hair standing up on their neck as a faint smell of cherries floats through the air.
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