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Since burgers are cheap, easy, and readily available on most street corners from fast food pimps, there’s not yet a call for hardcore beef and patty porn. Not to mention the fact that the Food Network is giving it away for free.
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Quotes and messages from various Bible passages are thrown around all the time, but how many people really sit down and read it from cover to cover. “Too Long, Did Not Read” would probably describe most people’s experience with it.
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If your wedding day is coming up and you want to be absolutely sure that you will be the center of attention, make your gown out of cake. This example isn’t for sale, but it will give you the keys to harness the head turning power of bride and food, the two most important things at a wedding. Plus when you add in the freak show factor you become an attention grabbing triple threat.
You can worry about invaders from space coming to attack the earth, but junk food seems to be doing a better job than the aliens probably ever could. Let the vegetables try taking out all the fast food before it takes over the world.
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A few burgers and large sodas and even previously feared Japanese monsters will put on a few pounds. The pudgy faced dinosaur with a gut doesn’t instill fear in too many people any more, unless they are behind him in line looking for a burger and some fries.
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Send your twins out in this set of jumpers that gives the Mac wearer a friend in Cheese, as opposed to his mortal enemy PC. It doesn’t really tell anyone which is the evil twin, but it does tell them which prefers technology over food.
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For some, life without salt would be a life not worth living. Any one of those people would be proud to wear this ring and remind them of the yummy addition of salt to any food they are eating. The adjustable ring means you can wear it on any finger you choose, making it a flexible piece of jewelry no matter what else you choose to wear.
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You’ll have to check your pacifism at the door if you want to wage war on plastic. That’s when it’s time to feel the warm companionship of this neoprene grenade which contains a reusable polyester shopping bag that has “War on Plastic” printed on it. You’ll set an example for the whole health food store by letting them know that you’ve eliminated .00001% of plastic products from your life. Way to go!
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Duct tape wallets are nerdy enough, but happysadtree has taken the medium to a whole other level with wallets that feature everything from mustaches and breakfast foods to flaming swords. Check out a gallery after the break.
If you want the ultimate accessory challenge this Halloween, try and find an outfit that compliments this massive mirrored silver and gold rib cage necklace. If you pull it off you’ll have won a major fashion victory and have the advantage of anti-food in the teeth security all night long. You can’t put a price on that.
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