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Who would wear the “remove before flight” tie? I’m not sure, but I picture some raggedy looking pilot on an island somewhere flying a propeller aircraft or a helicopter for tourists. The tie is intended to meet the basic requirements of formal dress, but he’s also wearing shorts and flip-flops. He also looks like he’s been up all night drinking, so fly at your own risk.
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If you don’t like something, come right out and say it. If you want to share your opinion with everyone around you, just wear flip flops that say it for you. Obviously, someone feels there is a market out there for yoga haters.
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You know what’s great about the summer? Having a couple cold pints and not having to wear regular shoes. Guinness has us covered on both fronts.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek products for the week of March 24th—30th 2008:
CPR Instructions Cuff: Lifesaving never looked so “super cute.”
Pass Out Plea T-Shirt: If you drink, this t-shirt is a must have.
Don’t Drink and Dial Flip-Flops: Listen to your footwear!
Squirrelly Lint Brush Makes No Sense: Wait, it is from Japan.
Nintendo Family Tree T-Shirt: Looks like there is a little inbreeding going on here.
The next five products are available after the break…
If you would rather not have kids, scientists and hunters trailing you at the beach, it might be a good idea to forget about these Dino Trailin Tracks Flip Flops. Each step results in a dinosaur-like footprint that is sure to invite stalking.
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Deciding to call the old girlfriends after a night of drinking is always a bad idea. The problem is that you aren’t thinking straight at that point. Since the odds are 50/50 that you will end up on the floor, you may as well put any reminders you want down there as well.
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Yesterday we brought you some winter attire that will inform the world of your blossoming alcoholism, and today we bring you a pair of flip flops that will only encourage you on your path to self destruction. Perfect for spring breakers who need a little reminder now and then about why they are there.
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