What does Batman listen to on his iPod while fighting crime? Bluegrass music that’s heavy on the banjos. You heard it here first.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 4th-10th 2010:
Sex With Your Girlfriend: Your Facebook friends love your girlfriend too.
Tabi Boots: Aren’t Just for Ninjas anymore.
Bathrobe Extreme Fighting: That bathrobe does not make you a Kung Fu master.
Mail: How mail Travels in the 21st century?
Three Hangover Moon: The three (blank) moon t-shirt craze has reached its apex with this Hangover inspired version.
You may think that you look like a karate expert when you don your bathrobe, but it adds absolutely zero fighting skills to your self defense arsenal. You may want to get a reality check before you find yourself staring at an epic beatdown.
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Lock n’ load this sterling silver Uzi bracelet on to your arm for a display of fashionable firepower. When all the women fighting over the Black Friday sale items at the mall see a no nonsense display like this, they’ll know that you’re not one to be trifled with.
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Now that we’ve seen Chewbacca as a hair style, a circus performer, and a floating armless piece of plastic, it’s only natural that the next step would be to see him on a bike. I’m sure that in the future there’ll be “Chewie takes a dump: the t-shirt”, followed by “Chewie has a one night stand” and maybe even play by play of Chewie fighting a Kangaroo with a football and a chocolate Easter bunny. Too far fetched? We’ll see…
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You have seen all the superheroes performing life saving deeds, but there is never any payment involved. What you don’t see is how those superheroes live when their cash is spent. It isn’t pretty.
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Indeed, a Mac vs. PC boxing match would be a hell of a thing to watch. Although, the actual fighting might leave something to be desired. My guess is that they would come out of their corners and paw at each other with their eyes closed for 12 rounds.
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Once you have played Space Invaders for a while, you get tired of fighting aliens that you have no personal vendetta against. As they describe, “First to be destroyed is E.T. followed by a few rows of A.L.F. then finally Marvin the Martian.” It also appears you get the occasional tie fighter speeding across the top. Now you have some recognizable annoyances to shoot at.
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If your significant other puts on “a show” after a few drinks at a party, you may want to pick up one of these shirts and legally absolve yourself from any involvement. The full text on the shirt is available after the break.
Fighting in space is one thing, but pitting the forces of good an evil against one another on a 100 yard field is another matter. Who will emerge victorious in this clash of the titans?
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