
Brian Griffin may ask Stewie why the hell he pronounces all words starting with ‘wh’ as ‘hw’, but your English teacher in High School would probably agree with Stewie, stupid as it sounds. Taking any life lessons from a cartoon may not be in your best interest in any case.
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The average person that sees you wearing this belt buckle may not make the connection that it is actually the Stewie Griffin version of Darth Vader. The shape should give it away, but those who see it either aren’t close enough to grasp the head shape or don’t have enough appreciation for Family Guy to immediately recognize it. The true fanboys will get it right away and that is who you wear it for.
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The evil monkey from Family Guy only makes an occasional appearance. This beanie is reversible with the one side being just the word evil and the other having the monkey just making a small appearance. You don’t get a full look at him, he is sneaky like that.
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It appears that Stewie Vader has the drop on the elderly Jedi. That sagging lightsaber isn’t going to be of any use to anyone.
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In every duo, one is going to be preferred. In this case it is obvious that Adam West has captured the ladies imaginations. It must be the uniform, because if it was his role on Family Guy there would be Batman in this picture.
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A harried mother who is always on the run can find it tough to remember everything. Whether it is other kids or a full time career, remembering all the stuff that is required to keep any child occupied and amused is a full time job in itself. For those times when you forget to bring a toy with you, you can always have these earrings in place. That young child will spend hours being held so what better place to keep an amusing trinket than on your ear. It is right in front of them and will give them something better to play with than your hair. This one is based on the Sesame Street version, not the Family Guy version that you can check out after the break.
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The same evil monkey that haunts Chris Griffin’s closet can also strike fear into the hearts of your classmates thanks to this Family Guy Evil Monkey Backpack.
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Don’t let the kids have all the fun. Get yourself an adult sized Stewie mask to break out whenever their friends come over. That will keep them all out of your house. Walking around with a football shaped head will also give you some insight to where his anger comes from.
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