It looks like the mysterious man in the Guy Fawkes mask from V for Vendetta is trying to start a whole other type of revolution. A mustache revolution.
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Behold the evolution of the “I’m with Stupid” shirt. The Locked On proximity-sensing shirt scans and detects other Locked On shirts within three meter radius. Essentially, it knows when “stupid” is in the room and warns you with flashing lights. Of course, in this case, you’re both with stupid.
It’s perfect for annoying couples, annoying buddies and girlfriends and even enemies.
Just don’t expect CHE-3PO to hang around for it. At the first sign of trouble you will see him waddling away to safety.
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With all the fuss made about the origin of man and evolution, this postulation of the origin of woman has me intrigued. The only question left for this shirt design is: where do I get myself one of these machines?
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The equipment needed to blow up opposing forces has changed a bit over the years. All three of those pictured on this shirt pack a punch, but only one will not do lasting damage if you need to jump on it to save others.
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Tony Manero and Dance, Dance Revolution are a match made in heaven. Even John Travolta could learn a few new moves.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 6th-12th, 2009:
Contest: Win a bacon belt from Archie McPhee.
High Tech Joke Glasses: Mechanize your mustache.
Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt: Ready for extra limbs?
Your Tan Line Is Showing T-Shirt: This is why I always do my math butt naked.
17th Century Weirdo T-Shirt: Silence of the Lambs set in the 17th century.
And there you have it… the pinnacle of career evolution is to become Hef. Let’s take about a trillionth of a second to figure out why…
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While having coffee this morning, I caught a show about the Three Mile Island disaster on Nat Geo. Let me just say that this was the fate narrowly averted by the citizens of Dauphin County, Pennsylvania in 1979.
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