The equipment needed to blow up opposing forces has changed a bit over the years. All three of those pictured on this shirt pack a punch, but only one will not do lasting damage if you need to jump on it to save others.
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Tony Manero and Dance, Dance Revolution are a match made in heaven. Even John Travolta could learn a few new moves.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of July 6th-12th, 2009:
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High Tech Joke Glasses: Mechanize your mustache.
Nuclear Evolution T-Shirt: Ready for extra limbs?
Your Tan Line Is Showing T-Shirt: This is why I always do my math butt naked.
17th Century Weirdo T-Shirt: Silence of the Lambs set in the 17th century.
And there you have it… the pinnacle of career evolution is to become Hef. Let’s take about a trillionth of a second to figure out why…
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While having coffee this morning, I caught a show about the Three Mile Island disaster on Nat Geo. Let me just say that this was the fate narrowly averted by the citizens of Dauphin County, Pennsylvania in 1979.
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Apparently the aliens are just waiting until we reach a certain stage in our evolutionary process before they are interested in us. I guess if they keep taking the most evolved members of our society, so most of us should be ok.
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Most depictions of the chain of evolution are similar to the one pictured on this Messenger Bag. The problem is that those all stop too soon. They miss the very important last two steps that are shown here: dying and turning into a zombie. Just because you don’t believe in it does not mean it can’t happen.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of March 16th-22nd, 2009:
Shit, It’s Raining Umbrella: It sure is, my umbrella says so.
Nike’s Wii-Themed Blazers: Hey, a white shoe!
8 Essential St. Patrick’s Day Garments and Accessories: 8 must-haves for any Irish drunk.
Hoodies Made From Blow Up Dolls: Bust out the Clorox.
Ghost Catcher Shirt: Pac Man is getting lazy.
So where did the first zombie come from? Did he evolve or was he created by some higher undead power? This shirt supports the latter theory—the moment that the God of Zombies created Zombie Adam. As the story goes, Zombie Adam and Zombie Eve lived in the Garden of the Dead in complete bliss, or what passed for bliss, until Eve tasted the fruit of the forbidden brain. Now they are condemned to slowly walk the earth, always searching for their next victim.
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That must mean that most of the world population is less human and more cow, pig and other unsexy animals. I guess that will finally explain the transition from one species to another in evolution. Zing!
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