When muscle cars ruled the Earth…Wasn’t that during the 1973 oil crisis?…Swish!
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Next time you go to a social function, strap on this Blinky brooch and melt a retro nerd’s heart. You can also impress them with your engineering skills and kindness by picking up some Legos and making the other three Pac Man ghosts so Blinky won’t feel so lonely bouncing up and down on your breasts all by himself.
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We’ve helped you with U.S. History and Linux in the past, and now you can add math, science and engineering to your growing wardrobe of deception. Of course, you will need some sort of jacket to cover this up in class, and seeing what’s written on your back might prove problematic. However, I have no doubt that you will pour all of the brainpower you would have used to study to figure out how to get away with this.
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There may be a great story on the product page to justify this, but the real question is whether that’s just a artistic excuse to cover up crap engineering.
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In what could be the greatest engineering feat of this century, they have added flavor and removed calories from the original light saber. Maybe Jabba should stick to this version.
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Watermelon consumers may appreciate the seedless variety, but Mr. and Mrs. Watermelon who are looking to have offspring are not too happy that they were the ones who were genetically engineered to have no seeds. Dr. Banana seems to be more clinical than empathetic.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of April 6th-12th, 2009:
Scary Mummy Sleep Mask: This Mummy has a drooling problem.
Mad Scientist Shoes: Bring some style to the lab.
Pac-Math: Math will ruin Pac-Man enjoyment forever.
Pre-Computers: Pong was a lot tougher in my day.
Hanging Tie: Don’t expect a promotion wearing this puppy.
Dress like an engineer without the trouble of actually carrying all this crap around. The pocket protector with the the compass, calculator, ruler, triangle and pencil is embroidered on. The ingenuity of that makes it worthy of an engineer, just without the utility. The graph paper tie is just the a nice additional touch. It comes in a drab grey which won’t offend those technical types.
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People will either think that you have an odd choice in patterned ties or they will remember the nightmares they had when taking Calculus as a teenager. It can come in real handy if your ability to sketch out a parabolic function can get you money or women.
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From the same idiots that brought you Nerd Approved comes Fashionably Geek —a site devoted to bringing you the funniest, weirdest, and geekiest clothing and accessories. As always, we strive to deliver these products to you in as ridiculous a manner as possible.
Sean Fallon / Editor: Sean’s life has been heavily influenced by four things: art, writing, technology, and hardcore pornography—all of which serve him well here at Fashionably Geek. He is also Editor of Nerd Approved and a Contributing Editor on Know Your Cell.
Contact: sean [at] fashionablygeek.com
Jeff Chenkus / Sr. Associate Editor: The elder statesman of the group, Jeff has been in various engineering positions for the last 20 years. If you can’t find humor in corporate America then you just aren’t looking. He is also a contributing writer on Nerd Approved.
Contact: jeff [at] fashionablygeek.com
Jonathan Fallon / Associate Editor: With nothing else to offer but a proven track record of mediocrity, Jonathan was able to land this cushy pity job here at Fashionably Geek thanks to his brother Sean’s beautiful display of nepotism. He is also a contributing writer on Nerd Approved.
Contact: jonathan [at] fashionablygeek.com
Christopher Fallon / Associate Editor: Proving that the name “Fallon” is not synonymous with the word “goatee,” Christopher lends a well shorn visage to Fashionably Geek. He is also a contributing writer on Nerd Approved.
Contact: chris [at] fashionablygeek.com
