Wearing these earrings will be like having a portable classified ad which basically says: “Clip art lover seeking mustachioed, tattooed Victorian-era male who doesn’t know when to say when. Incredibly thick neck preferred.”
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Stylish and a little on the punk side but still reasonable for work, these Zipper Hoops will add a little flair to that otherwise restrictive work outfit. You can never have enough zippers in your wardrobe.
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Any woman looking to pick up a man who is into science could start with these earrings. Any astronomy buff will love a couple of Mars reproductions as earrings. Look close enough and you may be able to see little green men that could be living there.
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There are many reasons why adult supervision would be required. For a teenager it may be to keep them out of trouble. The kind of trouble adults get into with other adults after a night of drinking. And that possibility is one thing you are trying to keep those teenagers away from. These earrings are perfect for both.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 15th-21st 2008:
Love Fatigues: Even camouflage wants to get it on.
Dictionary T-Shirt: A gift idea for your word nerd.
Potato Chip Necklace: Protects against Count Carbula.
Paper Airplane Emergency T-Shirt: Even paper can cause a sucking chest wound.
Friday I’m In Love! T-Shirt: Fans of The Cure are the only people who will understand this shirt.
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Speeding society down an autobahn to asexuality are “too much information” displays like these enema themed earrings and pins. Rampant undesirability will prevail as people start to associate you with chronic constipation.
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There are a whole slew of different earring constellations that are offered, but you might want to stick with the few that most people like me know. That would be the Big/Little Dipper and Orion. Otherwise you will be forced to explain to people what you are wearing and that will get a bit old.
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Show your Christmas spirit and have a little fun at the same time. The reindeer is a fine Christmas-themed piece of jewelry, but the design of these earrings is what will amuse everyone. The heads are the fronts, the body the backs, so when you are wearing them it looks like the cute little guy is hanging through your earlobe. You don’t even need one of those gross large holes in your earlobe to achieve that effect.
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Rather than just annoying your neighbors with your obnoxious wind chimes, there is no reason that you shouldn’t take that obnoxious sound on the road with you. With a pair of Wind Chime Earrings you can annoy people wherever you go.
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After many, many years of service, film is being forced out of his position by management after digital got its big promotion. So, I guess it is time for film to pack its bags and head for Florida where it will live out its years withering away in the disposable cameras of our nation’s senior citizens.
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