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This shirt gives a clear picture of why firing blindly at every large ship on the seas can be a mistake, that cruise ship may be large but it presents no danger to anyone. Maybe now someone will address the problem with the game of Battleship and its use of dropping bombs with no idea of what you are shooting at.
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Enjoy hands-free freedom at this year’s Halloween party with the Drinking Skull Belt. Apparently, the guy with the grenade tattoo is on some sort of 12-step program.
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It would be a lot easier to convince people to conserve if it somehow related to beer drinking. You could get global warming to turn to global cooling almost overnight.
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This shirts channels Dr. Seuss, although it is not entirely clear if the misunderstanding is due to a lisp or a drinking problem. Or maybe this was just his way of moving his literary talents from being focused on children to inluding adults.
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Going out drinking heavily only to hook up with a stranger at the end of the night may be fun, but that fun is quickly erased by that early morning exit. Grab your stuff and hang your head, you have to make that long walk home all alone. Thinking of it as a race is a good diversion.
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Nothing brings molecules together like getting wasted over several cups of Hydrogen, Oxygen and Carbon.
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You trust your ribs to protect your most important organs. The rib cage of this ring will keep the Swarovski crystal just as safe.
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Have you ever been to a Waffle House? It makes IHOP look like a five-star restaurant. Last time I was there, it was 3 am and everyone around me was “drunk wasted“—except this one-armed crazy dude who was obviously high on meth. So yeah…dinner and a show.
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Who would wear the “remove before flight” tie? I’m not sure, but I picture some raggedy looking pilot on an island somewhere flying a propeller aircraft or a helicopter for tourists. The tie is intended to meet the basic requirements of formal dress, but he’s also wearing shorts and flip-flops. He also looks like he’s been up all night drinking, so fly at your own risk.
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Evidently, it’s not a heart that beats inside you—it’s a little mustachioed steampunk man feverishly pulling levers and pushing buttons. Unfortunately, he is not very good at his job—he can only muster up enough energy so that you can sit at the computer drinking Mountain Dew.
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