Behold… The legendary source of Honeycomb cereal. This is what all those space exploration dollars are really for.
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So you went out and dropped $349 to pre-order the amazing Star Trek Starfleet Mark IX Tricorder replica. I applaud your taste and wanton disregard for the value of a dollar, wealthy nerd. Now all you need to do is dig a little deeper to get the holster. I mean, you weren’t going to just put that Tricorder on a shelf to look at it were you? You need to wear that shit around town.
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Avatar cost like half a billion dollars to make and market—show your support by dropping $11 on replica RDA (Resources Development Administration) dog tags. It’s wearable of course, and you can even add in your personal details.
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What’s the all seeing eye’s secret to keeping tabs on everyone? Implants on dollar bills and pizza. Nobody’s safe.
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If generic Hot Wheels cars, a box of crayons and the 80s were able to have a 3 way and conceive love spawn, it would look a lot like this cars bracelet. Not only that, it will also help usher in a golden age of fashion where the best jewelry can only be found in grocery store vending machines, dollar stores, and party supply stores.
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It just isn’t right. I return my most prized possession and all I get is store credit? I would have hoped for a few dollars at the very least (which would make me a prostitute I suppose).
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When the economy is humming along, impulse purchases are a little easier to absorb. But with most of our 401(k)’s down a bundle maybe putting off some shopping is a better idea. Instead of a new pair of shoes that cost hundreds of dollars, just fold yourself a miniature pair for only 20 cents each. There are also instructions for folding up some dresses, hats and more. You may not be able to wear them, but at least you’ll have money in the bank to buy some food when your year end bonus turns out to be a pipe dream.
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Putting something like a drooly bib on a kid is just setting him up for a life of being pounded by bullies. Start him on the alpha male path with a nice Bling Bib. The dollar sign ones will certainly achieve that, the model with the tie is akin to putting a “Kick Me” sign on his back.
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