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As the face of Corn Dog Mints, Carlton the Corn Dog has been pimping out his own kind for profit for years. His decision to go cannibal just cements his heartless status, though it is hard to blame him for loving corn dogs.
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Straight from the “man showroom” is an example of what would have to be done to a unicorn in order to make it acceptable attire. Apparently tattoos, dog tags and cigars are key to the depussification process.
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Let the Navi of Pandora get a little publicity with the release of Avatar and the first thing they do is to turn on the least capable among them. You would think those that commune with nature would be a little more accepting of the flaws in others.
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It is all well and good that this Wolverine replica leather jacket is approved by Marvel and includes the metal dog tag and chain just as in the movie. What it lacks is Wolverine’s claws—and Wolverine with no claws is like a butt-naked Batman.
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Yeah, recycle or some Reservoir Dogs looking guy will…do this…leaf gun thing. Fear it!
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of December 21st-27th, 2009:
Apron Apron: Here’s an apron with an apron on it.
Adult Swim Wallet: Invest all your cash into Adult Swim.
If It Were Easy T-Shirt: If math was easy, it’d be your Mom.
The More I Know T-Shirt: The more I know, the less I care.
Star Trek Starfleet Mark IX Tricorder Holster: Finally, a holster for my Tricorder.
Nothing like a toasty warm wiener in a bun to keep those feet warm on a frigid winter morning. Not a fan of hot dogs? Check out three other bread slipper designs after the break: Pineapple bun, sesame bread and a butter roll.
Now you can keep your laundry quarters together in a polyurethane hot dog that resembles a deflated football stuffed in a devil dog.
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Avatar cost like half a billion dollars to make and market—show your support by dropping $11 on replica RDA (Resources Development Administration) dog tags. It’s wearable of course, and you can even add in your personal details.
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