The equipment needed to blow up opposing forces has changed a bit over the years. All three of those pictured on this shirt pack a punch, but only one will not do lasting damage if you need to jump on it to save others.
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Torture your dog by making him wear this circus monkey costume which will result in mocking canine laughter and ruin his chances of siring a litter of puppies with all the neighborhood bitches. You can tell the dog in the photo is thrilled.
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Yeah, you may be drunk—but I’ll bet that you would be scared to death if you ran into this guy at the Halloween party.
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There as a million ways to prepare a hot dog, but certain parts of the country are famous for serving their dogs a particular way. This shirt celebrates the meat by products and how they are prepared in various cities/states around the good old USA. It could come in handy for anyone that travels around the country on a regular basis and has a hankering for some local flavor.
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A day at the park is double the fun when you’re Teen Wolf.
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That clown at your birthday party didn’t seem to know, but apparently the answer is “yes” balloon animals do defecate, and in the process give a whole new meaning to the term “floater”.
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So, What is Chuck Norris problem with the Periodic Table? As this shirt lets you know, “Because he only recognizes the element of surprise”. Chuck may be tough, but he is apparently no chemistry major.
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It’s hard to maintain a badass image when you have a soft spot for Disney characters; unless of course, that character happens to be a skeleton. In any case, you’ll have an interesting ring made of 100% silver, as well as tangible proof that Minnie’s eyelashes are actually part of her skull. Not a bad deal.
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This is either a display of pity for the underdog, or a feeble attempt by the dark side to make stormtroopers look more intimidating. Either way, everyone will know where your allegiance lies. Just don’t expect these guys to to a good job protecting you when the Rebel Alliance shows up, ’cause they suck in battle. A tie featuring the same design is pictured after the break.
This shirt gives you a visual reason to know what you are eating. That hot dog is lucky it only has two animal sounds coming from it and the Korean food speaks for itself. You also hope that any of these foods you decide to eat do not have the feet still on them as these do.
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