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A diamond ring is nice for showing off to friends, but it is really not that useful. The Memoring, on the other hand, is very useful. It is made out of sticky notes so that anytime you need to jot something down you have a piece of paper handy. And with the picture stamped on it, you still have your diamond ring.
A light to find your way around your purse late at might is always handy. This light looking like a large diamond is a classy way to look for your keys in that dimly lit parking garage. Finding your keys quickly is a good idea for safety, but pulling out what looks like a 20 carat diamond may be a draw for a mugger. You can’t have everything in one product.
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It might be really cool if this belt buckle was actually a working gas mask. The problem with that is you would have to make the choice between protecting yourself from some noxious gas and your pants falling down around your knees. You don’t need to be adding any more tough decisions into your hectic life.
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A Diamond Bling Keychain. A diamond purchase is already mandatory in order to get married, now there is a need to purchase even more diamonds so the set of keys is well bejeweled as well? This particular version is inexpensive, but you know the next step is real diamonds. Let’s hope this one doesn’t catch on.
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The fact that this bracelet is shaped like a belt may or may not turn you on. The fact that it is 14 kt gold and has all sorts of diamonds on it may change your initial impression. Hey, a belt on the wrist is cool now, right?
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A useful product for bachelorette parties or wedding preparation. Both occasions call for lots of liquor to get you through them. The oversized diamond has a cap you can open, just take it around and ask for free refills. Who would refuse a bride to be?
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Your competition at the beer pong table will quake with fear when they see you enter the game wearing this belt. Of course no one who has not mastered the game would wear such a belt, and even then it would have to be someone who is a little quirky, to say it kindly. Other than that initial intimidation there is not much else it can do for your game. Can you really ask much more from a game whose loser ends up getting drunk?
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They way I see it, a woman buying this for herself as a unique piece of jewelry to set herself apart is very acceptable. But a man giving this to a girlfriend on Christmas? I hope you were not very attached to her, because this would be a slap in the face. Just because it is unique will not mean it will be appreciated, not even if you splurge for the much more expensive sterling silver version.
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