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When you’re a plumber who has to rescue a princess while flying and throwing fireballs, your threads need to be stylish and functional. It’s a tough decision, Mario. What will it be today? The raccoon, the doctor, the shell, the transparent hat or the wind-up boot?
Remember that Fashionably Geek readers will receive a 10% discount on splitreason products using the code “fashgeek”.
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As the face of Corn Dog Mints, Carlton the Corn Dog has been pimping out his own kind for profit for years. His decision to go cannibal just cements his heartless status, though it is hard to blame him for loving corn dogs.
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This t-shirt is currently serving as the Pirate Bay homepage and, according to the website, it is being sent to the parties responsible for trying to shut them down.
The t-shirt on the frontpage is actually being made right now. It will be sent to the enemy frontline. We also suggest that someone raise a fund for Black Internet so that they can decide to fight the decision from Stockholms tingsfel. Talk to them and do something about it.
Of course, this shirt will probably end up being a nice memento when The Pirate Bay does finally go down for good.
There are not many clothes you can buy that will help with your lunch plans, but these black Decision Pants Food boxers come packaged in a plastic cube that you can roll to decide where to eat. You have enough big decisions to make at work every day, this will at least remove one worry while giving you that soft cotton undergarment that we all look for.
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Using your strengths to get ahead is just good decision making. If you are known for running, then a running event is what you should be good at.
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Is the baby Nite Owl worried about the baby Rorschach using his mask to make passes at the Silk Spectre? Has Rorschach always used the phrase “is nigh” to describe everything? And when their parents went out, you know that finding a babysitter was damn near impossible, especially the decision on how many kids to count Dr. Manhattan as. Who watches the Watchbabies. It is a legitimate question.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of March 2nd-8th, 2009:
Battle Of The Galaxies Hat: Grudge match between neighbors.
“Oh Nooo” T-Shirt: Kool Aid learns brick is harder than glass.
Martian Next Door T-Shirt: Even nerds like boobies.
Sasquats: Bigfoot’s exercise regimen.
Hoverboard T-Shirt: Hoverboards need land & creative imaginations.
The next five products are available after the break…
Notice how there hasn’t been a Zorro movie recently? Well, Mr. Z had to trade in his sword for an IV after leaving his mark on the wrong person. The fact that Zorro was with Marvel comics instead of DC just intensified the rage.
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T-Shirt Hell, the best source for funny and offensive shirts on the internet is officially closing its doors on Feb. 10th 2009. Finished. Kaput (the reason behind this decision is posted on the website—and it is required reading). Up until then, everything in stock is 10% off. Get it while you can.
Sure, you can show the world your indecision by displaying the old devil vs. angel on your shoulder picture. Or you can show them exactly which one has one the last fight. This reversible shirt shows a devil when worn one way, an angel worn the other. Don’t let people think you are indecisive when you have clearly already made up your mind.
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