Just look at this Ralph McQuarrie Darth Vader concept helmet. So awesome it takes your breath away right? Now, how about that $900 price tag? I’ll let you catch your breath for a second—when you’re ready, there’s more after the break.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of February 1st-7th, 2010:
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Captain Kirk Skirt: Boldly goes where no trekkie has gone before.
Reebok ZigTech: Like “An energy drink for your feet”.
Super Mario Tote Bag: Super Mario tote bag vs. the supermarket.
Disturbia’s Spring/Summer Collection: Lives up to the name (NSFW).
Then Dr. Phil told Vader to confront his son with the truth—it didn’t work out so well.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 25th-31st, 2010:
Armatix .22 Pistol: Features ingenious wearable safety feature.
Ghost Dragon House: No wonder this house was so cheap.
Polaroid Peel Apart Film Messenger Bag: This messenger bag teaches you how easy it is to develop Polaroid film.
Behind the War: Everybody poops, even Darth Vader.
Epic Rock, Paper, Scissors: Cowboy vs. Ninja vs. Robot vs. Pirate vs. Zombie.
There are a lot of lessons to be taken from this simple picture of Darth Vader doing his business. He doesn’t read while on the toilet, he could probably use some stool softener, he is very careless with his lightsaber when nature calls and privacy does not seem to be a concern among the officers of the Galactic Empire.
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A miniature Death Star may be able to knock down 10 pins, but that ability to strike did not carry over to Darth Vader’s fight for the galaxy. If the Rebels had only arranged their defenses into a perfect triangle his plan may have worked much better.
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The average person that sees you wearing this belt buckle may not make the connection that it is actually the Stewie Griffin version of Darth Vader. The shape should give it away, but those who see it either aren’t close enough to grasp the head shape or don’t have enough appreciation for Family Guy to immediately recognize it. The true fanboys will get it right away and that is who you wear it for.
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Darth Vader doesn’t monkey around with any sort of broomstick when it is time to take on a pinata. One well placed blow from a light saber will complete the task in a fraction of a second. You might have a some candy cut in half or a touch singed, but that is just the way that Darth rolls.
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A secret that’s darker than the dark side itself is the fact that behind the deep voice, costume and intimidation, Vader is really a cross-dresser with clean-shaven gams, who regularly sits in a hidden theater on the Death Star and watches “The Seven Year Itch” while personally reenacting Marylin’s most famous movie moment.
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I guess I never really thought about the fact that “Annie” is about the only proper nickname for someone named Anakin. That could certainly affect a young man’s psyche.
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