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The average person that sees you wearing this belt buckle may not make the connection that it is actually the Stewie Griffin version of Darth Vader. The shape should give it away, but those who see it either aren’t close enough to grasp the head shape or don’t have enough appreciation for Family Guy to immediately recognize it. The true fanboys will get it right away and that is who you wear it for.
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Darth Vader doesn’t monkey around with any sort of broomstick when it is time to take on a pinata. One well placed blow from a light saber will complete the task in a fraction of a second. You might have a some candy cut in half or a touch singed, but that is just the way that Darth rolls.
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A secret that’s darker than the dark side itself is the fact that behind the deep voice, costume and intimidation, Vader is really a cross-dresser with clean-shaven gams, who regularly sits in a hidden theater on the Death Star and watches “The Seven Year Itch” while personally reenacting Marylin’s most famous movie moment.
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I guess I never really thought about the fact that “Annie” is about the only proper nickname for someone named Anakin. That could certainly affect a young man’s psyche.
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Whenever someone gets arrested wearing an amusing t-shirt, you can pretty much count on that mugshot making the rounds on the internet. So, make your next stint in the slammer count (and help speed along inmate processing) with this mugshot shirt.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of April 20th-26th, 2009:
“Eternal Exercise” T-Shirt: How zombies train for the hunt.
“Watch Your Aim” T-Shirt: Star Wars goes green for Earth Day.
Yoda DJ T-Shirt: Yoda will get the party started.
“I Love” Rewritable T-Shirt: What do you love?
“As Fast as I Can” T-Shirt: Humans can outrun a turkey.
Worried that others will view it as a sign of weakness, Vader doesn’t like to be observed using his inhaler.
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Earth Day is this Wednesday, April 22nd—a day that we all should celebrate. Not an eco-fan? Consider this—Darth Vader cares about wildfires. AT-ST drivers try to avoid knocking down trees. Shocking? Yeah, I know. All six designs are available after the break.
When he’s not waging war on the rebel alliance, Darth Vader indulges in his secret fantasy: riding a hog on a road trip across the southwest, smuggling drugs, getting arrested and hanging out at communes with hippies a la Easy Rider.
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