You searched for:
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of January 25th-31st, 2010:
Armatix .22 Pistol: Features ingenious wearable safety feature.
Ghost Dragon House: No wonder this house was so cheap.
Polaroid Peel Apart Film Messenger Bag: This messenger bag teaches you how easy it is to develop Polaroid film.
Behind the War: Everybody poops, even Darth Vader.
Epic Rock, Paper, Scissors: Cowboy vs. Ninja vs. Robot vs. Pirate vs. Zombie.
I don’t think the Pirate and the Zombie are going to make it past the opening round. You just can’t win Rock, Paper, Scissors with “hook” and “nothing.”
Product Page ($19)
If your wedding day is coming up and you want to be absolutely sure that you will be the center of attention, make your gown out of cake. This example isn’t for sale, but it will give you the keys to harness the head turning power of bride and food, the two most important things at a wedding. Plus when you add in the freak show factor you become an attention grabbing triple threat.
Remember when you were young enough that you could wear a cowboy hat, cape and suspenders and everyone would call it “cute.” Yeah, those days are over my friend. Halloween and comic book conventions are your only outlets these days—unless you have a superhero bathrobe. Choose from Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman (additional versions pictured after the break).
Rest assured, if AT-ATs were real and space shuttles could be ridden Dr. Strangelove style without risking imminent death, there’s some crazy bastard out there who would do it. The AT-AT shirt is pictured after the break.
Santa has to travel all over the world so you figure he must try to fit into each region just a little bit. He would be much better off being caught in Texas with this cowboy hat than his normal version with the pom pom. You have to fit in down there because those people carry guns, you know.
Product Page ($9.29)
Even the people who make Crocs admit they are weird looking. Throw a few bat symbols on there and you really have yourself some bizarre footwear. But hey, kids don’t care about fashion. If they had their way everyday would be an occasion to wear a cowboy hat and a cape.
Product Page ($30)
This is just what the wife wants to see, you coming to bed with your Cowboy Boot Slippers. With them comes the cowboy attitude which is likely not what she is looking for at that time. The last thing she needs whether going to sleep or looking for a little action is to be reminded of our cowboy president. Not a comforting or sexy thought. At least these slippers don’t have spurs.
Product Page ($39)
You go through months of planning to make everything at your wedding perfect. The beautiful wedding gown and classic tuxedo for the bride and groom will bring a tear to their relatives eyes. If they add these Bride and Groom Cowboy Hats they will bring even more tears, but only because of the tackiness, not the beauty. Putting cowboy hats on the bridesmaids and groomsmen would be perfectly acceptable, though.
Product Page ($24.98 each)
The Twinkie Bag was cute for the urban adolescent. The Twinkie Cowboy Bag is for the rough and tumble mid-westerners. With his kerchief and cowboy hat he is ready for action. Why he is lassoing a cactus is a question only he can answer.
Product Page ($17.50)
