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Remember when you were young enough that you could wear a cowboy hat, cape and suspenders and everyone would call it “cute.” Yeah, those days are over my friend. Halloween and comic book conventions are your only outlets these days—unless you have a superhero bathrobe. Choose from Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman (additional versions pictured after the break).
Rest assured, if AT-ATs were real and space shuttles could be ridden Dr. Strangelove style without risking imminent death, there’s some crazy bastard out there who would do it. The AT-AT shirt is pictured after the break.
Santa has to travel all over the world so you figure he must try to fit into each region just a little bit. He would be much better off being caught in Texas with this cowboy hat than his normal version with the pom pom. You have to fit in down there because those people carry guns, you know.
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Even the people who make Crocs admit they are weird looking. Throw a few bat symbols on there and you really have yourself some bizarre footwear. But hey, kids don’t care about fashion. If they had their way everyday would be an occasion to wear a cowboy hat and a cape.
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This is just what the wife wants to see, you coming to bed with your Cowboy Boot Slippers. With them comes the cowboy attitude which is likely not what she is looking for at that time. The last thing she needs whether going to sleep or looking for a little action is to be reminded of our cowboy president. Not a comforting or sexy thought. At least these slippers don’t have spurs.
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You go through months of planning to make everything at your wedding perfect. The beautiful wedding gown and classic tuxedo for the bride and groom will bring a tear to their relatives eyes. If they add these Bride and Groom Cowboy Hats they will bring even more tears, but only because of the tackiness, not the beauty. Putting cowboy hats on the bridesmaids and groomsmen would be perfectly acceptable, though.
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The Twinkie Bag was cute for the urban adolescent. The Twinkie Cowboy Bag is for the rough and tumble mid-westerners. With his kerchief and cowboy hat he is ready for action. Why he is lassoing a cactus is a question only he can answer.
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If you want to dress your baby up in some Cowboy Socks rather than the plain old white ones, I am perfectly fine with that. If you plan on accessorizing with a cowboy hat as well, then maybe child protective services should be notified.
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