Just look at this Ralph McQuarrie Darth Vader concept helmet. So awesome it takes your breath away right? Now, how about that $900 price tag? I’ll let you catch your breath for a second—when you’re ready, there’s more after the break.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of February 1st-7th, 2010:
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Captain Kirk Skirt: Boldly goes where no trekkie has gone before.
Reebok ZigTech: Like “An energy drink for your feet”.
Super Mario Tote Bag: Super Mario tote bag vs. the supermarket.
Disturbia’s Spring/Summer Collection: Lives up to the name (NSFW).
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The guys at Played Online have done the nerd world proud by compiling a list of the best female Street Fighter costumes. In this case “best” equals “sexiest”, so the result is a collection of scantily clad, unpixelated video game vixens who can send your heart into love palpitations and kick your ass all at the same time.
Use your imagination and pretend this is supposed to look anything like a TMNT character instead of an excuse to see a woman wearing a revealing costume. Take away the sai and the tiny shell on the back and you’ll have something that looks more like “Santa’s Sexy Elf” sporting four freak abs and giant breast muscles.
I like the armor boost to protect against hot grease and flare-ups on the grill, but I’m looking for improvement in quality—not just speed and mood (you know, because cooking is so depressing).
If your goal in life is to take what should be the happiest holiday of the year and turn it into a nightmare inducing shirt, this one has it covered. The kids will be more likely to be cowering in fear that Santa Claws will show up rather than hoping that jolly,old Santa Claus will bring them everything they asked for.
Product Page (£11.00, about $17.50)
You had dammed well better be a ninjutsu master wearing this shredder armor. Cotton and polyester offers no protection against nunchakus, sais, bo staffs and katanas.
Product Page ($60 via YBMW and Geekologie)
Obviously, someone noticed the absorbent quality of dog fur and thought it would transfer well to feminine hygiene products. You can almost see the fear in their eyes.
Product Page: (via Regretsy)
Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of November 30th-December 6th, 2009:
Dread Naught T-Shirt: Trip the Lego fantastic.
Crock Star T-Shirt: I want to be a crock star.
“Wanna Have a Threesome?” Shirt: Why yes, I would like a threesome.
3D Stonehenge Watch: The Druid timepiece of choice.
Cheesy Friends Forever: High fivin’ cheezy friends with benefits.
