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This year, make a retro Halloween fashion statement with a lavender sweater dress covered with Pterodactyls rendered in 8-bit Nintendo quality. If I was out trick-or-treating and saw someone open a door wearing this sweater, I’d expect to get a bag full of Giggles cookies, Bonkers candy, and Tab… I miss you Giggles, I really do.
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Pull this chocolate cookie mirror out of your purse anytime you need to check yourself on the go. It will be disappointing to the kids who are expecting a snack, which makes it even more fun for you. The mirror is the size and shape of an Oreo cookie, though of course there is no mention of Oreo’s in the name.
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You were reared on a steady diet of Frogger and Pac-Man, and dammit, they were entertaining enough without all this fancy third dimension crap you see in games today. So carry the torch for at least one of your massively obsolete electronic brethren with this Pac-Man hat. Just don’t be surprised if the younger generation asks why you have a pixelated fortune cookie on your head.
Generally, fortune cookies are less about fortunes and more about observations or stating the obvious. This particular fortune cookie is no exception. After all, you got it at that seedy Chinese take-out place near the railroad tracks. They have some crazy “N” sanitation grade there that I have never seen before.
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For maximum space to store any odd belongings you want to carry with you, nothing beats the very tasty looking Taco Coin Pouch. At 7.5″ long, you can fit most anything you need to have mobile. This thing is so good looking that you actually may be disappointed to reach in and find cash rather than meat, cheese and sour cream. For those with more of a sweet tooth than a Mexican food desire, check out the Chocolate Chip Cookie Coin Pouch after the break.
I don’t think anyone would choose Hell as their eternal living quarters. But you do have to hand it to their marketing department for their ability to point out the positives using a simple t-shirt. If you have little to offer then all you can try is creative marketing to get people to choose your product anyway. And while Hell would be no one’s first choice, cookies do sound appealing.
Product Page ($27.55)
A harried mother who is always on the run can find it tough to remember everything. Whether it is other kids or a full time career, remembering all the stuff that is required to keep any child occupied and amused is a full time job in itself. For those times when you forget to bring a toy with you, you can always have these earrings in place. That young child will spend hours being held so what better place to keep an amusing trinket than on your ear. It is right in front of them and will give them something better to play with than your hair. This one is based on the Sesame Street version, not the Family Guy version that you can check out after the break.
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When I am a grandfather I really hope my diapering days are long past. But if you really feel the need to play a senior Mr. Mom, then you want to be prepared. This belt has everything you could possibly need for caring for an infant for a couple hours. And if you are chasing some senior tail, they have an optional addition of a “New Grandmothers Chick” kit. Or am I just reading that wrong?
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