If there’s a civilian version of “Q”, he no doubt developed this TMT Tactical Wallet, which is also known as “The Swiss Army Knife of wallets“. In addition to a pair of tweezers, a pen, a toothpick, two hidden compartments, a built in compass and carbide glass breaker point, you’ll also get a super hard CNC machined solid billet 6061-T6 (tempered) hard coat anodized aluminum construction lined with O-rings which will protect your wishful thinking condom from water, dirt and dust.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 19th-25th, 2009:
Emergency Break Glass Condom or Money Holder Buckle: In case of fire, have sex.
Condom Box T-Shirt: Annnd it’s a Windows 7 condom box t-shirt.
Flash Star Trek T-Shirt: The only thing nerdier than a Star Trek shirt is…
Glow in the Dark Steampunk Ouija Board T-Shirt: Play the internet’s Ouija Board shirt to discover the next big thing.
Skeleton Belt: Holds your beers.
This emergency condom belt buckle seems to suggest that the appropriate course of action in a fire is to have protected sex. So, you’ll burn to death because you decided to stay and have sex, but at least you won’t get the clap.
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I don’t know what the hell this is all about but there you have it. Commemorate today’s launch with Windows 7…on a condom box…on a t-shirt.
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Monty Python’s Black Knight really had no reason to stand around all day telling people that “None shall pass” other than to be a jerk. Maybe if he had spiced the saying up to be “Thou shalt not pass” he would have gotten more respect and kept his limbs. With this t-shirt, you are just hoping that the damn condom does exactly what it was made to do.
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Empty toilet paper tubes are one thing, but this is his biggest challenge yet. What would MacGyver do?
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Even if your wallet is empty is this tough economy, you can still look like a high roller with the “Loaded!” wallet from Fred&Friends. On the outside it appears that you have a wad of $100 bills in your pants—on the inside, food stamps and a 3-year old condom.
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Everyone should have a reflective condom wallet. It could cut down on all the needless pain of people getting injured looking for a condom while standing on the road in the middle of the night. Available in sizes to fit 3 or 6 condoms.
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If you are the kind of person that likes to throw a little personality into their wardrobe, this end of the year roundup is for you. Here are the ten funniest t-shirts we came across in 2008.
Toaster Lust: I’m going to work those nooks and crannies all night long.
Online Predator: The hunt is on…line!
What Would MacGyver Do?: This is his stickiest situation ever.
Hot Dog Cannibalism: Busted!
Extreme Beginnings: Old timey bike jumping…to the extreme!
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If their relationship is going to go to the next level, King Kong must take all the necessary precautions. Lube is going to be important too. Loooots of lube.
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