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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of October 19th-25th, 2009:
Emergency Break Glass Condom or Money Holder Buckle: In case of fire, have sex.
Condom Box T-Shirt: Annnd it’s a Windows 7 condom box t-shirt.
Flash Star Trek T-Shirt: The only thing nerdier than a Star Trek shirt is…
Glow in the Dark Steampunk Ouija Board T-Shirt: Play the internet’s Ouija Board shirt to discover the next big thing.
Skeleton Belt: Holds your beers.
This emergency condom belt buckle seems to suggest that the appropriate course of action in a fire is to have protected sex. So, you’ll burn to death because you decided to stay and have sex, but at least you won’t get the clap.
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I don’t know what the hell this is all about but there you have it. Commemorate today’s launch with Windows 7…on a condom box…on a t-shirt.
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Monty Python’s Black Knight really had no reason to stand around all day telling people that “None shall pass” other than to be a jerk. Maybe if he had spiced the saying up to be “Thou shalt not pass” he would have gotten more respect and kept his limbs. With this t-shirt, you are just hoping that the damn condom does exactly what it was made to do.
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Empty toilet paper tubes are one thing, but this is his biggest challenge yet. What would MacGyver do?
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Even if your wallet is empty is this tough economy, you can still look like a high roller with the “Loaded!” wallet from Fred&Friends. On the outside it appears that you have a wad of $100 bills in your pants—on the inside, food stamps and a 3-year old condom.
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Everyone should have a reflective condom wallet. It could cut down on all the needless pain of people getting injured looking for a condom while standing on the road in the middle of the night. Available in sizes to fit 3 or 6 condoms.
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If you are the kind of person that likes to throw a little personality into their wardrobe, this end of the year roundup is for you. Here are the ten funniest t-shirts we came across in 2008.
Toaster Lust: I’m going to work those nooks and crannies all night long.
Online Predator: The hunt is on…line!
What Would MacGyver Do?: This is his stickiest situation ever.
Hot Dog Cannibalism: Busted!
Extreme Beginnings: Old timey bike jumping…to the extreme!
The next five shirts are available after the break…
If their relationship is going to go to the next level, King Kong must take all the necessary precautions. Lube is going to be important too. Loooots of lube.
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These could be considered crotchless panties, but there is one distinction that makes them ideal for on the spot trysts. There is a small pocket that contains a flavored condom. I don’t really think any of that matters as long as these are worn out with their intended purpose in mind.
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