Mac n’ Cheese is taking a page from the computer’s guide to world domination and turning on their masters. This spells doom for college campuses across the country.
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If you’ve ever wanted to know how email travels from your modem to your laptop, here’s a diagram that puts everything into perspective. First, the modem receives the incoming mail message, and then the message transforms into a paper airplane that travels to your laptop while generating a blank voice bubble halfway through the ride. Once received by your computer, you will be alerted to the fact that you have mail when your computer poops out an envelope. If you explain the process to your tech-savvy friends this way, you may get a “wow” out of them, but it will most likely be followed by an uncomfortable “…”, not “!!!”.
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Like nerds of the human race, the Hummingnerd gets no respect from his avian peers. It doesn’t help that he is tiny in stature, though I would think his ability to hover would give him a bit of street cred.
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Everyone knew technology would eventually turn against us, but who thought it would start with 1 million pissed off pixels? I always thought the computer would attack way before the monitor.
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Want to become internet famous by discovering the next big meme? Consult the spirit of the internets with this computer-themed Ouija board shirt. Here’s how it works: put the shirt on a table and place a wireless mouse on the board. Place your hand on the mouse and ask the internets a question—like “what is going to be the next big internet phenomenon?” The power of the internets will guide your hand and spell out the answer in lolcat.If you can decipher the meaning, you are well on your way to internet fame and fortune.
We’ve helped you with U.S. History and Linux in the past, and now you can add math, science and engineering to your growing wardrobe of deception. Of course, you will need some sort of jacket to cover this up in class, and seeing what’s written on your back might prove problematic. However, I have no doubt that you will pour all of the brainpower you would have used to study to figure out how to get away with this.
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Not like you need help scoring with all the hot LAN party groupies, but signaling your rebellious streak with computer keys is a surefire way to show the chicks just how badass you really are.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of
September 28th – October 4th, 2009:
Well Connected T-Shirt: Nerd hieroglyphics.
Three Wise Bots: Good story or good cover up?
Vader Pinata T-Shirt: That donkey doesn’t stand a chance.
Build Robots T-Shirt: Robots vs. aliens? We’d better get cracking.
Vitruvian Man In 3D T-Shirt: Gyroscopes make him dizzy.
Apparently illegal operations stroke your computer the wrong way. That’s when it calls in the operating system swat team to bust you for crimes against your PC. Just one more sign that they’re taking over the world.
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I guess the message here is that kids today are playing a lot more Pac Man than we thought. Suddenly the world makes so much more sense.
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