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Nothing says class like a bunch of partially smoked cigarettes hanging around a woman’s neck, and nothing turns a man on more than the potential for smoky kisses and yellow stained teeth. Strap on this beauty and invite men to the real flavor country.
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No need to complain about having to go outdoors to have a cigarette when out at your favorite bar. They could make it a lot more difficult for you to find a designated smoking area.
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Here are the top ten Fashionably Geek Products for the week of June 8th-14th, 2009:
I Heart Pubes Tote Bag: There’s just something about those curls!
Super Mario 3 Necklace: Keeps the cartridge close to your heart.
H1-N1 T-Shirt: A toilet may be R2-D2’s unfortunate offspring.
Baron VonFunburger’s Haunted Castle Cavalcade T-Shirt: Enter if you dare.
Dog Meets Batman T-Shirt: What happens when a nerd and a dog are teleported together?
I can only imagine what kind of sexy, classy lady would be wearing this. The kind of woman that wears Press-On Nails and has a voice like Harvey Fierstein no doubt (Harvey video after the break).
Now that smokers are being ostracized like the lepers in their day, publicly smoking is not going to win you any friends. You can wear this cigarette butt necklace inside your shirt to quietly support the cause or proudly display it to show your disagreement with the government’s intrusion into your personal life. Ironically enough this necklace costs about the same as a pack of cigarettes.
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Cigarette case, ID case, business card case. Any use you can find for this case will be one more reason to pull it out. Everyone who has seen the old Star Trek show will recall those damn Tribbles. And if you find a species that reproduces as fast as Tribbles that is also tasty, you could end world hunger.
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I have seen Frankenstein do plenty of things to scare people. The picture that this case portrays is probably more along the lines of how he would really like to express himself to those people who form mobs and chase him with torches. While this display of his may be a bit obnoxious, it would probably get him more respect than his attempts at pleasing others. The case is appropriately sized to be a cigarette case, ID case or business card case.
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If you smoke these days you are relegated to the outdoors in most states. And rain or shine makes no difference. The Smoker’s Umbrella comes in an attractive cigarette case that contains a clip-on ashtray as well. So the next time you head outside in a rainstorm you will be able to enjoy a fine Turkish blend without getting soaked. The Deep Purple “Smoke on the Water” lettering on the outside of the umbrella itself is a nice touch and much more socially acceptable than what the Slang Umbrella offered.
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Firefighters: they will save your stupid ass when you fall asleep smoking a cigarette, but they will turn right around and kick your stupid ass in Guitar Hero.
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Just because you are made to smoke outside in the middle of winter is no reason to have your hands freeze. These Smoking Mittens have a handy hole in one of them that will allow you to hold that cigarette with the mitten on. And no need to buy two pairs to account for lefties and righties, these suckers are reversible.
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