
Similar to the Anti-Christ, the Panty Christ gives an alternate view of how things may have been 2,000 years ago. Not a likely one but a depiction that will certainly keep you out of any church related activities. Just owning this shirt may be enough to get you excommunicated.
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Somewhere out there knitting circles made up of elderly bog creatures, barbarian crossing guards and a lab monster church group are meeting with their lawyers and planning a class action lawsuit for defamation of character.
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If you are heading to a party, it might be a good idea to take this hat with you. At the first sign of a Scrabble game breaking out just inflate the hat and the fun will begin. Nothing says fun like wearing six beers on your head.
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Galileo is back to give his views on how the universe works, regardless of the church’s feelings on the subject. He starts off with his obviously controversial “Our Sun Centered Universe”. Check out all the tour dates and subjects that are listed on the back of the shirt after the break.
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This custom design from Aaron Hogg is sure to go over well at work, the country club, or church.
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I didn’t think it could be done, but here you have it. A shirt that references the resurrection of Christ using text message shorthand. Destined to be a hit with tech savvy church-goers.
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